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Monday, December 31, 2007

Ric Flair's last match tonight?

Ric Flair is facing Triple H tonight on Raw. If he loses he is forced to retire. I think he will lose. Triple H is better than Ric Flair. Besides, Flair is too old to keep on wrestling. If he wins, it will probably be a fluke. But still, he is probably going to lose.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Who will win the Royal Rumble?

Over the past few years, it has been easy to predict the Royal Rumble winner. But this year is different. I know it will be a Raw superstar though. It is obvious that Smackdown is going to get the #1 contender's elimanation chamber, meaning that a Raw superstar would have to win the Rumble. But who? I have a few ideas:

Triple H: This would only work out if Randy Orton retains the title at Royal Rumble. Then Triple H could challenge Orton at Wrestlemania.

Batista: There have been rumors that he will win the Rumble and challenge Orton at Wrestlemania.

Chris Jericho: An Armageddon rematch at Wrestlemania could be good.

Mr.Kennedy: Have him turn face and rival with Randy Orton for the title.

Kane: He needs a title shot. I think if he wins he would challenge Edge for the World Heavyweight title at Wrestlemania.

MVP: Very unlikely, but it could happen.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Beat The Clock Challenge Theories/Road to the Rumble predictions

On Smackdown, there will be a Beat the clock Challenge. The winner will get a shot at Edge's title at Royal Rumble. To win a Beat the clock Challenge, you must win a match in a faster time than anyone else in the competition. Here is how I think this should go:

First match of the Challenge:
Mark Henry vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
Winner: Mark Henry
Time: 8:38

Next match:
MVP vs. Chuck Palumbo
Winner: MVP
Time: 6:53

Next Match:
Duece vs. Domino
Winner: Time out

At this time TLO comes out and says that Ecw superstars are allowed in this too. Then he announces that the next match in the Challenge is Rey Mysterio vs. John Morrison.

Next match:
Rey Mysterio vs. John Morrison
Winner: Timed Out

Next Match:
CM Punk vs. Jamie Noble
Winner: CM Punk
Time: 6:47

At this time TLO comes out and says that for the first time there will be a Fatal Four Way match in a Beat the clock Challenge.

Next Match:
Elijah Burke vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Stevie Richards vs. The Great Khali
With 15 Seconds left, Khali has Burke in the Vise Grip. Finlay comes out and distracts the ref. While he is doing that, Hornswoggle throws marbles into the ring. Everyone, including the ref, is slipping for the rest of the match.
Winner: Time Out

Next Match:
Undertaker vs. Kevin Thorn
Winner: The Undertaker
Time: 5:58

Final Match:
Kane vs. Big Daddy V
Winner: Kane
Time: 5:32
Kane wins the Challenge

Here is what I think should happen after the Challenge:

The next week there is a contract signing for Edge/Kane at Royal Rumble. In the middle of the signing, Batista comes out and says that he is using his World Champion rematch clause at Royal Rumble, making it a triple threat match.

The week after, Vickie Gurerro and Edge agree that Edge is so good that he can beat not only 2, but 3 other men at Royal Rumble. So the main event for the night is Finlay vs. Mark Henry, the winner getting the 4th spot in the fatal four way match at Royal Rumble. The winner is Mark Henry.

At The Rumble, Edge wins. In the match, Kane gives Batista the Chokeslam. After the Chokeslam, Kane taunts to the crowd, just to build some momentum. While he is doing that, Edge pins Batista for the victory.

Back From Vacation

I took a blogging vacation because of the holidays, but now I'm back. In 2008, I will continue my series of rivalry idea blogs, and I will add a new series. It will be called "A Week From Sunday" In this series, I will give my predictions and thoghts on the next pay per view. I will also post the Smackdown spoilers more often, and I will keep you up to date with released superstars and such.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Fantasy Wrestling

I came up with this wrestling game. It is kind of like Fantasy Football, except with wrestling. Here is how it goes:

1: Gather up a bunch of people to do this. Two people at least. Five people to make it wild.

2: Take turns picking wrestlers for your roster. The minimum is 6 people. The Maximum is 12 people.

3: The main object of the game is to get pionts, because the way to win is to have the most points by Wrestlemania. Here is how to get points. Each time a person on your roster wins a match, you get 5 points. If your person is on the winning team in a tag team match, you get 3 points. If your person wins in a match other than a singles or tag team match under traditional rules, you get 10 points. If a person on you roster wins a singles match and he is a Champion, you get 7 points. If a person on your roster wins a tag team match and he is a champion, you get 5 points. If a person on your roster wins a match other than a singles or Tag Team match that is under traditional rules, you get 15 points. Also, if a person on your roster wins the Royal Rumble, you are rewarded with 300 points.

4: You can be elimanated from this game before it ends. If no one on your roster wins a match in a whole wrestling week, you are elimanated from the competition automaticaly. A wrestling week starts Monday night at 9:00pm and ends at 10:00 on Friday night.

5: Remember, the way to win is to have the most points by Wrestlemania, or to be the last person standing.

Here is an example of how the picking people thing should go. Me and my brother Chris did this last night before Raw.

Roadkill's first pick: Edge

Chris' first pick: Ric Flair

Roadkill's next pick: CM Punk

Chris' next pick: Randy Orton

Roadkill's next pick: Kane

Chris' next pick: Snitsky

Roadkill's next pick: The Miz

Chris' next pick: Festus

Roadkill's next pick: Jeff Hardy

Chris' next pick: Umaga

Roadkill's next pick: Hornswoggle

Chris' next pick: Finlay

Roadkill's next pick: MVP

Chris' next pick: The Great Khali

Roadkill's next pick: John Morrison

Chris' next pick: Rey Mysterio

After picking Rey Mysterio, Chris was satisfied with his roster, so he decided to stop picking. This is allowed because you have to have somewhere between 6 and 12 people on your roster.

Roadkill's next pick: Big Daddy V

Roadkill's next pick: Cody Rhodes

Roadkill's next pick: Hardcore Holly

Roadkill's last pick: The Undertaker


Roadkill used all his 12 picks. 12 is the maximum of people you can have on your roster.

JBL Coming to Raw/ Vince Mcmahon gone crazy Again?

Last night JBL made the announcement that he is coming to Raw. JBL will be a wrestler, not an announcer, as many people think.
On Raw, Vince Mcmahon was acting a little weird. He was talking in that weird voice, and he wasn't acting like the Vince we know and love. Well, maybe not love- but still. I remember when he acted like this earlier in the year. I didn't like it then and I don't like it now. If he is going to act this weird and maybe pull off another one of his "realistic" fake deaths, then I might as well stop watching wrestling.

Raw Results

Here are the results for last night's episode of Raw:

Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Maria and Michelle Mcool def. Melina, Jillian Hall, Victoria, and Layla

Triple H def. William Regal and Johnathan Coachman

World Tag Team Championship: Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly def. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch (Rhodes and Holly retain titles)

Ric Flair def. Umaga via Count-out (Ric Flair keeps his job)

Carlito and Santino Marrella def. Paul London and Brian Kendrick

Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michaels def. Randy Orton and Mr.Kennedy

Monday, December 17, 2007

Raw Main Events For 12/17/07 Episode

Tonight on Raw there will be two main events. The first main event is Ric Flair vs. Umaga. If Ric Flair loses he is forced to retire. The second main event is Shawn Michaels and Jeff Hardy vs. Mr.Kennedy and Randy Orton. Also, I know Ric Flair will win because I saw a commercial saying that he will be on Smackdown this Friday.

Armageddon Results

Here are the Results for Armageddon:

Jeff Hardy def. Triple H (Jeff Hardy is the new #1 contender for the WWE Championship)

Rey Mysterio def. MVP via count-out (MVP retains The United States Champion)

Finlay def. The Great Khali

Shawn Michaels def. Mr.Kennedy

Beth Phoenix def. Mickie James (Beth Phoenix retains Women's Championship)

Big Daddy V and Mark Henry def. CM Punk and Kane

Edge def. Batista, The Undertaker (Edge is the new World Heavyweight Champion)

Chris Jericho def. Randy Orton (DQ-JBL interfered. Randy Orton retains WWE Championship)

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Rivalries: Part 2

Last month I blogged about some rivalries that I think the WWE should start. I said there would be a part 2, so here it is:

Rivalry: Bobby Lashley vs. Mr.Kennedy

Reason: Lashley wants revenge because Kennedy injured him.

How it Goes: At Royal Rumble, Mr.Kennedy would fight Shawn Michaels in an Armageddon rematch. Kennedy would win with the Kenton Bomb. Then, after the match, Kennedy would be bragging about how he beat Shawn Michaels. Then, Lashley's music would hit and he would run out to the ring. Kenndy would run into the stands, scared.
On the next episode of Raw Kennedy would be talking about how weak Lashley is, taunting him. Then, as Kennedy is finishing, Lashley comes out with a steel chair. He is about to hit Kennedy with the chair, but then Kennedy kicks him and takes the chair away. As soon as Kennedy lifts the chair to hit Lashley, Lashley gives him a quick spear.
Next week, Kennedy is in a match with Paul London. Kennedy is about to win, but then Lashley comes out and distracts Kennedy. The distraction costs Kennedy the match.
The next week, it is announced that Kennedy and Lashley will fight at No Way Out. It is also announced that Lashley will fight Carlito and Santino Marrella in a handicapped match later in the night. In the handicapped match, Lashley is about win but Kennedy comes out and hit Lashley with a steel chair.
At No Way Out, it is a draw between Kennedy and Lashley, via double count-out.
On Raw, the Main event is Lashley and Batista vs. Triple H and Mr.Kennedy.(Read the long term plans for the WWE Championship blog I posted to find out why I put Batista in this match). Anyway, Batista and Lashley win the match after Batista pins Kennedy.
On the next episode of Raw, Kennedy challenges Lashley to a No Disqualifications match at Wrestlemania 24. Lashley accepts, and it is announced that there will be a contract signing next week.
At the contract signing, both men sign the contracts. Then, as Lashley is leaving Kennedy charges at him. Kennedy keeps punching him until he can't get up.
Next week, Lashley gets to choose Kennedy's opponent. He chooses Chris Jericho. Kennedy beats Jericho with a Low-Blow when the Ref isn't looking.
The week after (the week before wrestlemania24), Kennedy chooses Lashley's opponent. Kennedy chooses Smackdown's The Great Khali. Khali has Lashley in the vise-grip, when Kennedy comes out and starts to attack Lashley.
At Wrestlemania 24, Lashley beats Kennedy when he gives him a dominator through a table.


Rivalry: Big Daddy V vs. The Undertaker

Reason: Big Daddy V wants The Undertaker's World Title, which he won at Wrestlemania 24

How it Goes: The Undertaker wins the World Title at Wrestlemania 24.
The episode of Smackdown after 'Mania, 'Taker makes his presence known when he beats 3 people in a gautlet match for his title. First,he pins Elijah Burke after a chokeslam. Then, he beats Chuck Palumbo after a Last Ride. Finaly, he pins Mark Henry after a chokeslam following a Tombstone.
The Week after, there is a battle royal. The winner gets a World Heavyweight tittle shot at Backlash. The last 2 standing are Mark Henry and Big Daddy V. They elimanate each other, making them both #1 contender's for the title.
Next week, Edge says that he will use his rematch claus at Backlash, making it Big Daddy V vs. Mark Henry vs. Edge vs. The Undertaker for the world title at Backlash. Later in the night, Edge and Mark Henry beat The Major Brothers and Big Daddy V decimates 'Taker in a non title match.
At Backlash, 'Taker retains the title after he pins Henry after a Last Ride. As soon as the match is over, Big Daddy V beats the living heck out of Edge, Henry and then 'Taker.
On the next episode of Smackdown, Big Daddy V makes it clear that he wants a title shot by saying it, and by winnig a #1 contender's match against Edge, Henry, and Rey Mysterio. After the match, The Undertaker comes out and he and V have a stare down.
On ECW, Big daddy V has a victory over Kane. After the match he puts Kane through a table.
On Smackdown, The Undertaker has a match with Matt Striker. He wins with a Tombstone. After the match, 'Taker says "Big Daddy V, at Judgement Day, you will Rest In Peace."
On ECW, Kane has a match with Matt Striker. Big Daddy V interferes and beats Kane so bad that he is bleeding. Then the lights go out. When they go back on 'Taker is in the ring with a steel chair. Big Daddy V and Striker run out of the ring. Then Teddy Long, Estrada, or Vickie Guerro comes out and says that on Smackdown, it will be Big Daddy V and Matt Striker vs. The Undertaker and Kane.
On Smackdown, Big Daddy V and Matt Striker win after Big Daddy V elbow drops The Undertaker.
At Judgement Day, it is a grueling match but The Undertaker comes out victorious a Tombstone.
On Smackdown, Big Daddy V wants one more match, so he and 'Taker fight for the title again. If Big Daddy V loses, he never gets another shot at the title as long as 'Taker is champion. At the last second, it gets changed to a No DQ match. Weapons are used, Matt Striker interferes, but 'Taker still wins.

Rivalry: Elijah Burke vs. Mike Knox vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Kevin Thorn

Reason: They all want a shot at the ECW title.

How it goes: On the ECW after Royal Rumble, there is a #1 contender's match for the ECW title. The match is Tommy Dreamer vs. Elijah Burke. Tommy Dreamer wins after a Dreamer-Drive. After the match, Burke says that Dreamer is old and wrinkly, and that he deserves a title shot more than Dreamer. Then Kevin Thorn comes out and says that Burke has already had his shot, and that Dreamer is too old to be the champ. He says he should be the #1 contender. Then Armando Estrada comes out and says that next weekn it will be Dreamer defending his #1 contender status against Kevin Thorn.
On Smackdown, Burke fights Thorn. If Thorn loses, Dreamer will defend his #1 contender status against Burke, not Thorn. Thorn wins the match.
On Ecw, Dreamer beats Thorn. After the match, Burke comes out and says that his win against him was a fluke and that the GM has scheduled Dreamer to defend his #1 contender status against Elijah Burke next week.
Next week on ECW, Mike Knox keeps complainig about how he should be the #1 contender for the title. Kevin Thorn does the same thing. In Tommy Dreamer's match Mike Knox interferes. Then Kevin Thorn interferes. It is a 4-way brawl. Refs and backstage workers are trying to break it up. Then Estrada's face appears on the screen. He says that the only way to settle this is a Fatal 4-way extreme rules match at No Way Out. The winner is the #1 contender for the ECW title.
At No Way Out, Tommy Dreamer wins the match after a Dreamer-Drive onto an opened up steel chair.

Stay tuned for the next installment of Rivalries

Long Term Plans For The World Heavyweight Championship

A few days ago I posted the long term plans for the WWE Championship. Here are the long term plans for the World Heavyweight Championship:

At Armageddon, Edge will beat Batista for the World Heavyweight tittle.

Kane will become the #1 contender for the tittle. Edge will retain the tittle when he fights Kane at Royal Rumble.

Since the Raw champion was the tittle the Royal Rumble winner chose, there will be a #1 Contender's Elimanation Chamber at No Way Out. The winner gets a World heavyweight tittle shot at Wrestlemania. The winner of the Elimanation Chamber is the Undertaker.

At Wrestlemania 24, Edge fights The Undertaker for the tittle. The Undertaker wins.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Long Term WWE Champiuonship plans **SPOILERS**

On a Few WWE Spoiler websites they have Long term plans for a few of the tittles. These are all 99.9% true. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP STORYLINE UP UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA 24, THEN DO NOT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At Armageddon, Triple H will win against Jeff Hardy, making him the #1 contender for the WWE Championship. Randy Orton will retain his tittle against Jericho. Batista will lose the tittle to Edge.
It is announced that Triple H will fight Randy Orton in a tittle match at Royal Rumble. Triple H ends up winnig the tittle at Royal Rumble. Since Batista is no longer a World Champion, he can be in the rumble. Batista wins the rumble for the 2nd time in 3 years.
Batista Chooses To fight for The WWE tittle at Wrestlemania 24. And in a surprising turn of events, Batista wins the WWE tittle.

Tommorow I wiil post the long term plans for the World Tittle. Read them- They are 99.9% accurate.

Armageddon Predictions

Armageddon is this Sunday. Here are all my predictions:

Mr.Kennedy vs. Shawn Michaels
Winner: Shawn Michaels
How: Sweet Chin Music
Final Word: Kennedy is good, but not good enough to beat the Heartbrake Kid. Maybe another time. Possibly at royal rumble to close the rivalry.

Finlay vs. The Great Khali
Winner: The Great Khali
How: DQ- Finlay will whack Khali with the shalaliegh
Final Word: After the DQ, Shane and Vince Mcmahon will come out and tell Finlay that he is scared of Khali, and that he treated Hornswoggle badly. Then Hornswoggle will come out and say that Vince is the worst possible father that he could have asked for, and that he would pick Finlay over Vince anyday. Then Finlay and Hornswoggle would leave, and Shane would feel bad, but Vince wouldn't care. Vince had this coming anyway, so I think it would be great if this happend.

Women's Championship: Beth Phoenix vs. Mickie James
Winner: Beth Phoenix
How: Beth would hit her finisher- the whatever it's called.
Final word:Everyone knows that Mickie is better than Bet, but I don't think that it is time for Beth to lose the tittle yet. Maybe another time Mickie.

United States Championship: Rey Mysterio vs. MVP
Winner: MVP
How: Boot to the head (I think MVP could finish off Rey with that kind kind of move)
Final Word: Rey is great, but I don't think the WWE will let him lose the tittle until Matt Hardy comes back.

Cm Punk and Kane vs. Big Daddy V and Mark Henry
Winners: Big Daddy V and Mark Henry
How: Mark Henry will get Punk in the bear hug.
Final Word: Big Daddy V and Mark Henry are too big to be stopped. Also, if Henry makes Punk tap, it would start a good rivalry for the ECW Tittle.

World Heavyweight Championship: Undertaker vs. Edge vs. Batista
Winner: Edge
How: Pins Taker after a spear
Final Word: Batista being the champ is getting a little old. Besides, I know for a fact that Edge is going to win. I'll explain how I know in the next blog.

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy
Winner: Triple H
How: Pedigree
Final Word: This is yet another match that I know the result for a fact. I probably could've figured out that Triple H was going to win even without the internet though.

WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho
How: RKO
Final Word: I know Orton is going to win for a fact. I'll explain how I know all this in the next blog.
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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Armageddon match Ideas

So far here is the match card for Armageddon:

Finlay vs. The Great Khali

Mr.Kennedy vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy

Women's Championship: Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker vs. Batista vs. Edge

United States Championship: MVP vs. Rey Mysterio

Mark Henry and Big Daddy V vs. CM Punk and Kane

This is a good match card, but I think they should add one more match.They would probably have time. I mean, Finlay's match won't last more than 2 minutes. Women's Championship matches are always 30 seconds. So, here are a few ideas:

Winner gets an ECW tittle shot at Royal Rumble:
Tommy Dreamer vs. Elijah Burke (No Disqaulifications Match)
Tommy Dreamer would definetly win this match. The best way for him to win would be to Dreamer Drive Burke onto the steel steps or onto a steel chair. Dreamer has always wanted a tittle shot, but he always comes up short or Estrada screws him out of one. Punk/Dreamer would be good for Royal Rumble. Two faces going at it, like Batista and The Undertaker. I'm not saying Punk is as good as Batista or that Dreamer is better than Taker, but you probably get the point.

Winner gets to date Michelle Mcool:
Jamie Noble vs. Chuck Palumbo
This match would be a draw, because they would both get each other in a roll-up. Then Teddy Long would come out and say that Michelle has choose to stay with Chuck or to go with Noble on the next episode of Smackdown.

Since Armageddon is around the holiday season, I think they should do something like this:

Happy Holidays Battle Royal (Winner gets a shot at any tittle in WWE):
Stevie Richads vs. Snitsky vs. Chuck Palumbo vs. Kevin Thorn vs. Nunzio vs. Paul London vs. Dave Taylor vs. Hornswoggle vs. Kenny Dykstra vs. Carlito vs. Shannon Moore vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Brian Kendrick vs. Umaga vs. Drew Mcentyre vs. Elijah Burke vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Duece vs. Domino vs. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Chavo Guerrero

So, those are some matches I think the WWE should add to Armageddon. Also, here is the order I think the matches should go in. WWE is not that good at putting their matches in order, so here is how I think armageddon should go, in chronollogical order:

Mr. Kennedy vs. Shawn Michaels

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy

United states championship: MVP vs. Rey Mysterio

Women's Championship: Beth Phoenix vs. Mickie James

CM Punk and Kane vs. Mark Henry and Big Daddy V

Finlay vs. The Great Khali

WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho

One of my match suggestions

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker vs. Batista vs. Edge

Monday, December 3, 2007

ECW Spoilers 12/4/07

ECW was taped last night. Here are the results:
Dark Match: Charles Evans def. Chavo Guerrero

The Miz and John Morrison def. The Major Brothers
Morisson won with a corkscrew neckbreaker

There is a promo for an umpcoming wrestler named Kofe Kingston

There is an interview with CM Punk. He says that no matter who he fights tonight, he is in a lose-lose situation. Then he says he is going to let either Matt Striker or Armando Estrada pick his opponent.

Kelly Kelly and Balls Mahoney def. Kennny Dykstra and Victoria
Balls gets the pin in a roll up.

Shelton Benjamin def. Jimmy Wang Yang

Kevin Thorn def. Jeff Lewis

Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, and Matt Striker all come out to the ring. Stiker says he will chose Punk's opponent with a coin toss. Henry wins the coin toss.

CM Punk def. Mark Henry (DQ- Big Daddy V interfered)

Punk gets smashed by V and Henry until Kane comes out with a steel chair. He beats V and Henry with the chair. Then Estrada comes out and announces Kane and Punk vs. Henry and V for Armageddon. Then Kane throws Striker into the turnbuckle. Punk hits the running knee. Then Kane chokeslams Striker as ECW goes off the air.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Wrestlemania 24/ Candice Michelle/ Best of Episode

Talks of a Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix match at Wrestlemania have been going around. This match is going to be for the Women's tittle, and Candice is going to win, regaining her tittle.
Speaking of Candice, she has recovered from her injury and will return on the year's last episode of Raw.
On the 12/28 episode of Smackdown, they will show WWE's best moments and matches of 2007.

Will you tell all your freinds that are freinds that I am back to blogging?