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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Raw Review 9.24.07

Raw was good. The opening segment with Hornswoggle was great. Everything without Hornswoggle,Cena,or Triple H wasn't that good. The Steel Cage match was very good .I especially liked when Mr.Mcmahon escaped the cage. The best part of the night was when Cena fought Johnathan Coachman in a Tables match. Coach thought that he was going to strip Cena of the title, but Mr.Mcmahon made a tables match instead. Then after the Tables match we find out that the Mr.Mcmahon who made the Tables match and saved Cena wasn't Vince Mcmahon, it was Hornswoggle Mcmahon.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Ideas For The WWE

The WWE has 3 brands. That means 6 hours of wrestling a week at the least, which is kind of hard to keep up with. I think the WWE should get rid of ECW. It only has 12 superstars, and most of them are second-rate. They should only have 2 shows, or even only one. That would be good because the Tag Team division would be stronger, the mid-carder storyline would be more interesting, and the wrestlers would be less tired. They could call the show WWE Primetime. They could have it on Fridays at 8-10 on the CW. It would have all the wrestlers. It would look a little like this.
WWE Primetime
CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
WOMEN'S CHAMPION
The cruiserweights would have to fight for themselves. They would survive though.
My other idea is that the WWE keeps all the brands and makes The WWE Tri-Branded Championship. All the WWE superstars could compete for it, no matter what brand. It would make the competition a little more interesting.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Last Man Standing

Up until No Mercy I will have a library of updated video strips with the best Last Man Standing Matches and the only Punjabi Prison Match.

Sorry

When I wrote the Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 roster on this site, I forgot to put Shad on the Raw roster. Sorry!

SmackDown 9-21-07

Smackdown was good. The matches were good, and so was the wedding. Here is my review:
THE GOOD
1.Jimmy-Wang Yang vs. Jamie Noble was a good match. Shannon Moore totally cost Jamie Noble the match, which was kind of funny. I would like to see Jamie Noble vs. Shanon Moore at No Mercy.
2.MVP and Matt Hardy in the football trowing contest was cool. I liked it alot. MVP is always trying to win competitions like he was. I wouldn't be mad to see them fight at No Mercy.
3.Deuce and Domino had a nice win over the champs. I think that they are tearing Matt Hardy away from MVP more and more each week.
4.The opening of the show. I am happy that Khali is getting a rematch. I hate him, but I like punjabi prison matches.
THE SO-SO
1.Batista vs. Mark Henry. The match was too short and the outcome was too obvious. I was expecting an early visit from the Undertaker though. Speaking of him, I hear next week the match will not be 'Taker vs. Henry, but Batista and The Undertaker vs. The Great Khali and Mark Henry.
2.The wedding was cool, but also a little dumb at the end.

Friday, September 21, 2007

TNA Is Pathetic

TNA Impact owner Jim Corneras stood outside the arena where the WWE held Smackdown last week to advertise for their next pay per view "Bound For Glory". First of all, that is the
$!##iest name for a wrestling event. Second of all no one paid attention to him. Third of all, if you saw a guy in his mid-life crisis advertising for a second rate wrestling show, what would you say?

Chris Jehrico

It was just made official! Chris Jehrico is returning to the WWE in October! Word is he is coming to ECW and will be a face, unlike he was way-back when.

12 People On The ECW Roster?

There are only 12 active people on the ECW Rosters. I thought I read it wrong when I first saw it, but the article was right. John Morrison is returning in October, but that won't raise ratings. ECW should get a few people from the other brands. Here are my suggestions:

1.Chris Masters
2.Carlito
3.Super Crazy
4.Kenny Dyksra

I think it would be cool to have those guys on ECW. maybe you could even throw Mark Henry into that mix.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Smackdown 9-21-07 spoilers

Teddy Long and Kristal's wedding starts. Comedian Bruce Bruce is the Reverand. Jagged Edge performs the song, "Let's Get Married". Then Jillian Hall says that Jagged Edge stinks and starts singing. She is attacked by all the other Diva's and leaves. Then the Godfather comes out with a bunch of girls. He convinces all the men to leave the wedding and ride the pimp trian with him. So all the men but Hornswoggle leave. Then Hornwoggle tries to go up Kristal's skirt but is chased away by Johnathan Coachman. Then, as Teddy is giving his vows, he faints.
Jimmy-Wang yang defeats Jamie Noble in a match. Then Matt Hardy and MVP have a football through the tire contest. Matt Hardy wins. Then Matt Hardy and MVP fight Deuce and Domino. Deuce and Domino win. Then Mark Henry challenges Batista to a one on one match.
Michael Cole is interviews Rey Mysterio. In the interview JBL tells Cole he is being too nice. Rey then challenges JBL to a match. JBL says he can't fight him but he knows someone who can. Then Finlay comes out and attacks Rey.
Mark henry beats Batista by count-out because The Great Khali distracts Batista long enough so Henry can retaleate. Then the Undertaker comes out and Teddy Long makes it a Tag Team match: The Undertaker and Batista vs. Mark henry and The Great Khali. Batista and The Undertaker win.

ECW #1 Contender Chase

I liked the #1 contender chase last night on ECW. It was cool. I think everybody knew that Stevie Richards would be elimanated ,first. We all know that Kevin Thorn will win the chase. Burke has fought Punk a million plus times and has never won. Tommy Dreamer is too old and wrinkly. But either way, Punk will win at No Mercy.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Superstars

The WWE has lost alot of their wrestlers. Before I give my opinion, lets look at the list of superstars who have just dropped.
1.JTG-Released for yelling at a ref on the road along with Shad.
2.Shad-Released for yelling at a ref on the road along with JTG.
3.Eugene-He plays a mentally retarded wrestler but was fired for doing drugs. Wierd.
4.Sabu-Released for possesion of Marajauna.
5.Sylvan Granier- He was dropped for not being popular. Just like Vito was earlier in the year.
6.The Sandman-The same reason as Sylvan.
7.King Booker-Quit
Pesonally, I think Tommy Dreamer will be next. He is old and wrinky- not ruthless and extreme like he says he is. I think someone like Carlito or Chris Masters could replace him.

No Mercy

I was wrong about those No mercy spoilers I blogged about. The WWE found out about that and changed there match card. But on WWE.COM earlier today, some new No Mercy matches were added. Here they are
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP: JOHN CENA vs. RANDY ORTON: LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: THE GREAT KHALI vs. BATISTA: PUNJABI PRISON
A Punjabi Prison Match is like a steel cage match except there are 2 cages (each with no door). Also, the cages have barbed wire at the top and there is enough room to get weapons.
THE RETURN OF UMAGA- UMAGA vs. HHH
No mercy should be a pretty good pay per view. Also, there are rumors there might be a Kane vs. Chris Masters match.

Monday, September 17, 2007

UNFORGIVEN RESULTS

Here are the Unforgiven results.
1.CM PUNK DEF. ELIJAH BURKE
2. HHH DEF. CARLITO
3.MATT HARDY AND MVP DEF DEUCE AND DOMINO
4.CANDICE MICHELLE DEF. BETH PHOENIX
5.THE UNDERTAKER DEF. MARK HENRY
6.BATISTA DEF. REY MYSTERIO AND THE GREAT KHALI (NEW WORLD CHAMPION)
7.CADE AND MURDOCH DEF. LONDON AND KENDRICK
8. RANDY ORTON DEF. WWE CHAMPION JOHN CENA (DQ)

Unforgiven review

Unforgiven was fairly good. The return of The Undertaker was awesome! Anyway, here is my review.
THE GOOD
KANE vs. KENNY DYKSTRA
This match was not aired on t.v., but I saw it on Youtube, and it was awesome. Kane won after a chokeslam. The match lasted about Nine minutes.
CM PUNK vs. ELIJAH BURKE
This match was the opening match, which I thought was wierd. But then I remembered that CM Punk is ten times better the Elijah Burke will ever be, so it made sense.
MVP AND MATT HARDY vs. DEUCE AND DOMINO
This match was probably in the top 3 matches category. Matt Hardy and MVP kept trying to outdo each other, which was cool. I loved how Matt Hardy keeps making things harder for MVP ever since MVP said he was the reason they were the champs.
HHH vs. CARLITO
This match was only good because watching pompus, second rate wrestlers like Carlito getting there butts kicked is fun to watch.
THE UNDERTAKER vs. MARK HENRY
This was the main event and the best match. Mark Henry got beat bad and lost with a last ride from 'taker. 'Taker even broke out of the bear hug! After the match The Undertaker said he wants Batista.
CANDICE MICHELLE vs. BETH PHEONIX
This match was surprisingly good! Candice won after a crusifix, which is a men's move. All the spoilers said Beth Pheonix was going to win and so did the fan poll on WWE.COM.
THE BAD
JOHN CENA vs. RANDY ORTON
Cena finally lost in a title match - but in DQ so it doesn't count. This match was more of an attacking segment than a match. After the match, Cena's dad got his revenge on Orton when he punted his head in. After the match Johnathan Coachman announced that at the next PPV John Cena will fight Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match.
REY MYSTERIO vs. BATISTA vs. THE GREAT KHALI
Batista won which is really cleche. He won the World Championship, which is also a little cleche. This was also like every match The Great Khali is in - short and extremely boring. Rey Mysterio was hardly in the match, and had little chance of winning, just like in all of his other matches. Batista also won with a spinebuster, with isn't cleche, just stupid and lame.
CADE AND MURDOCH vs. LONDON AND KENDRICK
This was the worst match in WWE history. The crowd wasn't even cheering. The only sounds were fans leaving because they were bored to death and snores. The match was only Two minutes long, which is extremely short. London and Kendrick deserve a way bigger push. They were at the top for a year, and now they are being treated like dirt.
Overall, this was a good PPV. It was one of the better ones, but it wasn't the best.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

How To Contact The WWE

TO WRITE FAN MAIL:
Superstar name
c/o WWE
1241 EAST MAIN STREET
STAMFORD,CT 06902
TO WRITE TO THE COMPANY:
WWE Corporate Headquarters
Attention:(please include department)
1241 EAST MAIN STREET
STAMFORD,CT 06902
*THE WWE DOES NOT EXEPT IDEAS FOR STORYLINES,MATCHES OR MERCHANDISE*

ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE GO ON WWEGEEK.BLOGSPOT.COM. IT IS A GREAT SITE AND IT IS LIKE MINE.

unforgiven predictions

Sorry I haven't blogged lately, I was just busy. Anyway, Unforgiven is tonight, so here are my predictions:
MVP AND MATT HARDY vs. DEUCE AND DOMINO
Deuce and Domino will win by cheating or a distraction by cherry.
BETH PHEONIX vs. CANDICE MICHELLE
Beth Pheonix will win. I predict this will be the worst match of the night and it will be incredibly one sided.
CADE AND MURDOCH vs. LONDON AND KENDRICK
Cade and Murdoch will win after an illegal double team.
HHH vs. CARLITO NO DQ FOR CARLITO ONLY
HHH will probably get disqaulified after hitting Carlito with his SledgeHammer.
C.M. PUNK vs. ELIJAH BURKE
C.M. PUNK will win after a GTS.
THE UNDERTAKER vs. MARK HENRY
The Undertaker wants revenge on Mark Henry. The Undertaker will win after a TombStone.
John Cena vs. Randy Orton
Cena has to lose sonner or later. He hasn't lost a title match in exactly a year today.
THE GREAT KHALI vs. BATISTA vs. REY MYSTERIO
Rey Mysterio will win after a WEST COAST POP.
Don't agree with my predictions. That's okay. But you can save some $and not order Unforgiven because you can figure out the results by reading the offical match card for WWE'S next PPV NO MERCY, that Wikipedia "ACCIDENTALLY" had on their website. It was taken off in a matter of weeks. Anyway here are the matches.
KANE vs. CHRIS MASTERS
U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP: MVP(C) vs. MATT HARDY
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP: RANDY ORTON(C) vs. HHH
BOBBY LASHLEY vs. SHAWN MICHAELS
#1 CONTENDER MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP:JOHN CENA vs. CARLITO vs. UMAGA
EDGE vs. MARK HENRY (WINNER GETS A WORLD TITLE SHOT AT CYBER SUNDAY OR SURVIVOR SERIES)
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: REY MYSTERIO(C) vs. THE UNDERTAKER
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: C.M. PUNK(C) vs. KEVIN THORN
FINLAY vs. HORNSWOGGLE

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 Rosters

Here is the final roster for the next WWE game:
RAW
1.Bobby Lashley
2.King Booker
3.Carlito
4.Jeff Hardy
5.John Cena
6.JTG
7.Mr.Kennedy
8.Randy Orton
9.Shawn Michaels
10.Snitsky
11.HHH
12.Umaga
SMACKDOWN
1.Batista
2.Chavo Guerrero
3.Chris Masters
4.Edge
5.Finlay
6.Gregory Helms
7.Kane
8.Kenny Dykstra
9.Mark Henry
10.Matt Hardy
11.MVP
12.Rey Mysterio
13.Ric Flair
14.The Great Khali
15.The Undertaker
ECW
1.C.M. Punk
2.Elijah Burke
3.John Morrison
4.Marcus Cor Von
5.Sabu
6.Sandman
7.Tommy Dreamer
DIVAS
1.Ashley
2.Candice Michelle
3.Kelly Kelly
4.Melina
5.Michelle Mcool
6.Mickie James
7.Torrie Wilson
LEGENDS
1.Bret Hart
2.Mick Foley
3.Rick Rude
4."Rowdy" Roddy Piper
5."Stone Cold" Steve Austin
6.Terry Funk
7.The Rock
So, there you have it. I was shocked by the lack of superstars,but I hear this game has alot of diffrent matches and diffrent gaming modes too. I will probably get the game for christmas.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

11 suspensions

The WWE are going to suspend some superstars for steroid use. After reading this list, you will understand why the WWE is probably screwed.

1.Simon Dean - Not currently wrestling

2.Edge - Not currently wrestling

3.Gregory Helms - Not currently wrestling

4.Funaki - Not so bad

5.Chris Masters - Now the list gets worse

6.Charlie Haas - I guess Shelton Benjamin is on his own

7.Chavo Guerrero - Bummer

8.Santino Marrela - I guess Ron Simmons has Maria all to himself, which is kind of a bad thing even though he is a hot-head with Amore' problems. This is really a shame because it was the first time he was tested for 'roids

9.Mr.Kennedy - I guess Umaga needs to find a new challenger

10.John Morrison - OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

11.Batista - There goes the Smackdown ratings

12.Randy Orton - After how RAW ended, the WWE is royaly screwed.

13.Eugene - Fired earlier today for steriod use


After reading this you can probably predict the WWE is in big trouble because now the ratings will lower wildly with some of thier top stars on the suspension list. Also the U.S. Congress is watching them closely so some wrestlers could end up in trouble with the law. And with all the retired WWE stars going to TNA,the WWE may not be able to keep up with rival
promotions. And with the retirement of Tommy Dreamer announced earlier today, the firings of Cryme Tyme and Eugene and some more firings to be made on tommorows RAW, the WWE may not make it to WRESTLEMANIA 24.

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