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Monday, March 31, 2008

The aftermath of WM24

Alright, it's post Wrestlemania. It was a big night, but here are the results:

JBL def. Finlay in a belfast Brawl:
Not what I expeted. Oh well, Finlay will kick his rich texas butt on Raw.

CM Punk wins MITB match:
Kind of predictable, most people say. Well, I DIDN'T PREDICT IT!!!!!

Batista def. Umaga:
I said Umaga, but I knew deep down that Batista was better.

Kane def. Chavo Guerrero:
Yeah, I predicted that.

Shawn Michaels def. Ric Flair:
I knew it. It's sad that the Flair era is over. Flair was crying during the match too. The end came when Michaels was going for the Sweet Chin Music, but hesitated. Flair got up, and said, "Do it, just do it". Then HBK said, "I'm sorry," kicked him, and pinned him.

Beth Phoenix and Melina def. Maria and Ashley
How can you have this goofy crap right after Ric Flair's final match. That's bad on WWE's part.

Randy Orton def. Triple H, Shawn Michaels
No one thought this would happen. I'm shocked, and I'm never shocked about anything.

Floyd Mayweather def. Big Show
Good match. I predicted it.

The Undertaker def. Edge
Good match. Not a good choice as a main event. But being that Orton won, it's a pretty good main event. Flair vs. HBK would've been good here too.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Kane vs. Chavo

Kane beat Chavo Guerrero for the ECW title.

Batista vs. Umaga

Batista has defeated Umaga. There were alot of boos during this match, so it probably didn't go over well with the crowd.

Money In The Bank... Bank

Guesseing by the title, you would've thought that Mr. Kennedy was the winner of the MITB match. But you're wrong! CM Punk is the new Mr. Money in the bank.

Finlay vs. JBL mathc result/ Battle Royal

JBL defeated Finlay with a closeline from hell.

Kane won the battle royal by elimanating Mark Henry last. He will face Chavo Guerrero in a title match later tonight.

News

Candice Michelle will not compete at Wrestlemania tonight. She is being replaced by Ashley.

There is a 50% chance of rain in Orlando tonight. This could affect Wrestlemania, because the PPV is outdoors.

The following is courtesy of Wrestlezone.com:

WrestlingObserver.com also reports that all wrestlers from Smackdown and ECW were informed yesterday that they are required to appear at Monday's RAW. This didn't sit well with some of the Smackdown and ECW wrestlers who were hoping to have a day off in Orlando on Monday.

There is some speculation that WWE may announce the details for this year's Draft Lottery on RAW. The rumored date for the draft is April 21, the next time WWE RAW is a 3-hour show.

As noted earlier, MVP & Maria appeared on the "Best Damn Sports Show Period" earlier in the week. Host Charissa Thompson met with MVP & Maria at a ring. MVP tried to give an in-ring wrestling lesson to Thompson, not to mention that he let her hold his WWE U.S. Title. Thompson also played SmackDown vs Raw '08 with both MVP & Maria. If you missed the segment, you can see a video of it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bi0hNcCZ70.

The following is courtesy of Wrestlezone.com:

COVERAGE FROM MVP'S AUTOGRAPH SIGNING:
The first thing I saw when I pulled into the Double Tree Hotel parking lot where MVP was signing autographs was a TNA promotional vehicle. I thought that was odd. I was chatting with someone inside the lobby who mentioned that the vehicle had been circling the parking lot all day. Inside, there was a really cool Wrestlemania merchandise table. Lots of cool things to buy from wristbands to replica belts to personalized jerseys. I went with the Wrestlemania boxing glove keychain for $5.

I ran into "Sign Guy". People were asking him for autographs and taking pictures with him. I've seen him on Youtube before and heard about him but I had no idea how "almost famous" he was. Odd. He seemed like a really cool guy though. I took a picture with him for the hell of it. The line for the MVP autograph session was very long. It took awhile for it to start moving but once it did, it moved quickly. Some dude who works for WWE kept coming out and telling us that the line was "cut-off right here". Lots of people left right at that moment but loyal fans including myself stuck around. That same employee came back out and told us "you guys are standing here for no reason". Nobody left. I made it inside the "lounge" where MVP was signing. He signed my Wrestlemania boxing glove keychain. He seemed like a very polite person. There's not a whole lot to say about him though because the WWE employees were rushing everybody so much. "Keep it moving." I was disappointed in the fact there was no chance for a photo opportunity. Oh well.

More on TNA vs. WWE

According to Dave Scherer of the Pro Wrestling Insider website, AJ Styles, Team 3D, Earl Hebner, and Kaz all showed up at WWE's Fan Axxess Tour at Universal studios and told fans to attend the TNA taping over the weekend.
This is just one of several incidents that have taken place this weekend in Orlando between WWE and TNA. WWE officials are already angry over the incidents and have warned their talent to avoid public situations with TNA workers. However; as we have been reporting there has been more than one occurrence of WWE superstars hanging out with TNA workers.

TNA Plans to ruin Wrestlemania

WWE's rival, TNA Impact, is planning to ruin Wrestlemania. Sometime during the show, They will have a blimp fly over the Citrus Bowl, and it will say something along the lines of "Watch TNA Impact, Thursday nights on Spike TV". Cameramen have been advised not to show the blimp during the broadcast. Fans and TNA wrestlers will also be handing out TNA flyers.

WWE superstars were advertising for Wrestlemania next to the building where TNA is filmed. They were advised not to interact with TNA stars, but Edge and Christain were seen together and The Undertaker, Sharmell, and Booker T were also seen together.

Friday, March 28, 2008

How to win GM Mode in Smackdown vs. Raw 2008

I just won GM mode in Smackdown vs. Raw 2008! Here's how I did it:

Be Raw.

You're probably gonna think I'm crazy, but pick Shawn Michaels and Rey Mysterio. Sign them for a year. Then exit the draft.

Make one of them clean and one of them dirty, (Shawn Micheals is probably the better choice as a clean superstar).

Give one of them the WWE championship, and the other intercontiental.

Turn injuries off, and put it on legend difficulty. Put the card so it is on Re-Run .

Buy the storyline writers which have "undisputed champion", and "legend killer". Make a rivalry by one of these two, and make it for a PPV over 13 weeks away.

For RAW, have 5 big events. My 5 were:1st match: Intercontiental Championship (normal) 2nd Match: Ladder match 3rd match: TLC match 4th match: Hardcore match Main Event: Steel Cage WWE Championship. Simulate all these matches. You can have promos if you want. (Hint: If you run a Rivalry in palce of a match promo, a slander promotion promo, an interference promo, a rivalry attack promo, or an interview promo every week, you will win GM mode the day before Survivor Series. If you don't you'll win 2 weeks after Royal Rumble. And yes, you can win before Wrestlemania. Except it's not a ceremonie. Mcmahon just puls you aside and tells you he's going to give you the GM of the year award).

For the first few weeks have your day activites go Monday: RAW Tuesday: Shawn Michaels - Fan Favorite Training Wednesday: Rey Mysterio - Fan Heat Training Thursday: Shawn Michaels - Fan Favorite Training Friday: Rey Mysterio - Fan Heat Training

When both of the Fan Heat for Mysterio and Fan Favouite for Michaels reach 100%, do:

Monday: RAW, Tuesday: Shawn Michaels - Trophy Date, Wednesday: Rey Mysterio - Trophy Date, Thursday: Shawn Michaels - Trophy Date, Friday: Rey Mysterio - Trophy Date

At PPV's I set my matches like this:1st match: TLC match 2nd Match: Hardcore match 3rd match: Last Man Standing match 4th match: Intercontiental Championship - Ironman 20 minute Main Event: WWE championship - Hell In A Cell

Extra Notes:
You may start out slow, but it's all okay. If you run promos, you'll win the day before Survivor Series. If you don't, you'll win 2 weeks after Royal Rumble. September and the beginning of October are the worst, because you need 6 guys for Unforgiven's main event, and you don't have that, so you only have 3 matches at Unforgiven. That month is usually where Smackdown shines too. Tommy Dreamer also threatens you in emails ocassionally. They are quite funny, because he thinks ECW is the best, even though he is down by 4 million fans.

TNA and Mcallister

courtesy of wrestlezone.com:

Just as they did when Tommy Dreamer attended the TNA house show at Webster Hall in New York City, TNAWrestling.com has made mention of Robbie McAllister (real name Dereck Graham-Couch) attending last night's live episode of TNA iMPACT!. Below is what was wrote in a post made on the official TNA Wrestling website:

There were several celebrities and special visitors in attendance at the live "iMPACT!", including Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Farrior, and WWE wrestler Dereck Graham-Couch. In addition, mixed martial arts veteran Frank Trigg was part of the broadcast to offer his thoughts on the upcoming Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe bout for Lockdown on April 13.

WWE told their talent in a meeting on Wednesday to avoid public situations with TNA wrestlers.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Rivalries Part Whatever Part we're up To

Welcome to another edition of rivalries, the segment where I come up with storylines that I think the WWE should use. Today, I have a great title unification storyline. Please, read on:



Rivalry: Triple H vs. The Undertaker (more people get involved, though)



Why: Triple H wants to be the World and WWE Champ.



How it goes: At Wrestlemania, Triple H and The Undertaker both win. You will be happy they won then, but you may regret rooting for Triple H.

On Raw, Triple H says that winning is nice, but he wants the World Heavyweight title too. He bad-mouths The Undertaker and the fans boo. Randy Orton comes out and says that he doesn't care if Triple H is the world champ, as long as he gets his WWE title back. Then William Regal comes out and says that tonight's main event is Triple H vs. Randy Orton. If Triple H wins, he faces The Undertaker for the world title at Backlash, meaning that he doesn't have to defend his title at the pay per view. If Orton wins, he is the new WWE Champion. This match is a no DQ match too. Triple H wins, and after the match, the Undertaker comes out and says, "Triple H, you should've been happy with just the WWE title. Because you were greedy, you stepped into the deaman's courtyard. And in the deadman's courtyard, you will scream in agony and pain. I will make sure you Rest In Peace".

On Smackdown, The Undertaker faces MVP. Triple H interferes, but is chokeslammed.

On Raw, Triple H is on the highlight reel. Triple H and Jericho don't get along, so Triple H faces Jericho later that night. It ends in a no contest, as The Undertaker interferes and tombstones Triple H.

On Smackdown, The Undertaker and Chris Jericho lose to Triple H and MVP. After the match, Triple H pedigrees The Undertaker.

On Raw, The Undertaker beats Snitsky. Triple H beats Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly in a handicapped match. After the match, he pedigrees Rhodes twice and hits Hardcore Holly with a sledgehammer. He says, "Undertaker, take a good look at the tag team champs. This is what you're gonna look like at Backlash."

On ECW, The Undertaker squashes Elijah Burke in the opening match. He taps to his move that has yet to be named.

On Smackdown, The Undertaker beats Duece 'n' Domino to start off the show. Triple H beats Finlay in the main event. After, Triple H says, "Undertaker, I will be 2 champions as of Bcklash. I'll do anything to win. Hell, I'll end your career if I have to. But take a look at Finlay. He's just been beat. That's exactly what's gonna happen to you at Backlash".

On Raw, The Undertaker beats JBL. Triple H, in an interview, vows to win the World title at Backlash.

On ECW, Triple H is DQ'd against Balls Mahoney, after he hits him with his sledgehammer.

On Smackdown, Triple H beats Jimmy Wang-Yang in a short match. The Undertaker beats The Great Khali in the main event. After the match, Triple H comes out and hits The Undertaker with a sledgehammer.

At Backlash, Triple H is interviewed before the match. He hypes up the match a bit and vows to win, again. The Undertaker retains his title against Triple H in the main event. The match is a good 20 to 30 minutes, and ends when The Undertaker makes Triple H tap to the move that has not been named.

On Raw, Edge starts off the show with The Cutting Edge. His guest is Triple H. He says that he should get another world title shot. Edge then says that he deserves a rematch, because he was champion before Undertaker and has a rematch clause in his conract. Then John Cena comes out and says that he doesn't give a damn about The Undertaker, and he wants a WWE title shot. Then William Regal comes out and announces that at Judgement Day, it will be John Cena vs. The Undertaker vs. Edge vs. Triple H, and it will be for the WWE and World Heavyweight title.
Regal then says that tonight, The Undertaker will pick Triple H's opponent. He picks Kane, and Triple H wins. He ends the night by posing with the WWE title in his hand.

On Smackdown, Triple H gets to pick The Undertaker's opponent. He picks Randy Orton. The Undertaker wins, and he ends the night by posing with his title in hand.

On Raw, Edge gets to pick Cena's opponent. He picks Umaga. Edge interferes, and beats the hell out of Cena. Then Triple H comes out and it's a 3-way brawl. Then the lights go out (I think we know what that means) and it's a 4-man melle. The security gaurds have to come out to break it up.

On ECW, Triple H and The Undertaker have to team up to fight Edge's men, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins. H and Taker win, but The Undertaker tombstones Triple H after the match.

On Smackdown, John Cena picks Edge's opponent. He picks Finlay. Edge wins, and after the match, Cena, H, and Taker come out, causing a 4-way brawl, which has to be broken up by security.

On Raw, Edge, Ryder, and Hakins face Cena, Taker, and Triple H. Cena's team wins, but after the match, Edge and his men attack Cena, H, and Taker.

On ECW, Cena and Edge beat 2 jobbers. After the match, Edge's men attack Cena.

On Smackdown, Taker and Cena face Edge and Triple H. Taker's team wins. Edge's men come in and try to attack Cena, Taker, and H, but it backfires, as Cena FUs Ryder, H pedigrees Hawkins, and Taker Tombstones Edge. Then the lights go out. When they go back on, Taker has H and Cena by the throat, and Edge and his men are layed out on the floor. Taker double chokeslams Cena and H, as he motions for the title.

At Judgement Day, Triple H wins.

On Raw, Triple H brags about his win. Then the lights go out. The Undertaker challenges Triple H to a falls count anywhere match for The World title at One Night Stand. Triple H says he'll think about it, and then he is chokeslamed.

On Smackdown, the main event is The Undertaker vs. Edge. Taker wins, and then says, "Triple H, I'm waiting for an answer", and then Tombstones Edge.

On Raw, Triple H accepts his match, and beats Jeff Hardy in the main event.

On ECW, The Undertaker squashes Big Daddy V and Matt Stryker in a handicapped match. He then motions for the title.

On Smackdown, The Undertaker beats Ryder and Hawkins in the main event. Triple H comes out and spinebusters Undertaker, whixh is followed by a pedigree.

At One Night Stand, it is a great match but The Undertaker wins.

Larry King rescheduled/ News on Battle Royal/ Smackdown Spoilers

The WWE superstars will appear on Larry King Live tonight at 9:00, on CNN.

The 24 man Battle Royal will be on WWE.com for free at 6:30, and will not be on the Wrestlemania card. The winner will still get a shot at Chavo, meaning that the title match will probably be 1st. Here are the superstars in the battle royal:

From Raw: Snitsky, Brian Kendrick, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Hardcore Holly, Cody Rhodes, Val Venis, Hacksaw Jim Duggan

From Smackdown: Mark Henry, Chuck Palumbo, The Great Khali, Deuce, Domino, Jesse, Festus, Kane, Jamie Noble, Jimmy Wang Yang, Shannon Moore

From ECW: Elijah Burke, Matt Striker, The Miz, Tommy Dreamer, Kofi Kingston

Here are the Smackdown Taping Results: (courtesy of wrestlingnewsworld.com)


Dark Match: Ron Killings def. Kenny Dykstra
Killings received a nice reaction when you consider how long he’s been out of the WWE and instead stuck in TNA purgatory and also AAA. There were plenty of responses to his WHAT’S UP yells. He pins Dykstra with an axe kick.

Smackdown Tapings (Air date 3/28):

Mark Henry def. Kane, Chuck Palumbo, and The Great Khali in a 4 man battle royal
Chavo Guerrero is introduced at the start of the show and does guest commentary. Match itself is rather short. Kane is eliminated first and followed by Chuck Palumbo (both by Khali, I believe.) Henry and Khali trade chops and punches for a bit, then Henry lifts up Khali for a body slam and throws him over the top rope. Henry receives a face pop for his disposing of Khali.
Chavo sneaks into the ring after the match and takes out Henry at the knees. He works on him for a bit before Henry comes back and gives Chavo a bodyslam and splash.

Teddy Long is backstage with Eve, Cherry, and Michelle McCool. He announces that Eve has been eliminated from the Diva competition. Maryse and Victoria show up and start arguing with everyone. Teddy says the only way to settle this is with a ‘Diva Super Soaker/Water Balloon Tag Match’ or whatever the hell he called it. Yikes.

CM Punk def. John Morrison

Jesse, Festus, and Kofi Kingston def. Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, and the Miz

Batista def. Snitsky
After the match, Batista beats the hell out of Snitsky and Batista Bombs him onto a steel chair.

Michelle McCool and Cherry def. Victoria and Maryse w/ Eve as special referee in the ‘Diva Super Soaker/Water Balloon Tag Match’

Chris Jericho def. MVP via DQ

There’s a bit of a delay while the ring crew switches out the mats. MVP comes out while the ring is still being switched and he gets on the mic and works the crowd for a few minutes. He also walks over to the announce table and mouths off and berates Michael Cole. I doubt that will air, however.
This was another enjoyable match. Jericho seems to be finally finding his stride again and MVP’s potential is through the roof. Jericho reverses a Playmaker attempt into the Walls of Jericho and MVP is able to escape and scurry out the ring. He grabs the belts and runs into the ring to get DQ’ed. Jericho ducks the hit and gives MVP the Codebreaker on the US title.

Funeral Ceremony
The ring is set up with full funeral arrangement garb and resembles a wake. The black flowers and wreaths are present, along with a picture of the Undertaker and a podium for Edge to speak. A casket is in the middle of the ring. Edge and his entire posse are present in formal attire. Edge gives a eulogy on the Undertaker, covers his accomplishments, and lists his Wrestlemania opponents. He comments on how that time has now come to an end.
Vickie interrupts and says she has a gift for Edge. It’s a video in the style of a movie preview promoting Edge as a superhero for conquering the Undertaker. When Edge starts a final prayer, the lights go dark and Undertaker’s music and video plays. The casket opens and Taker ambushes Edge. He assaults him in the corner until Edge is able to escape. The tapings end with Taker posing in the middle of the ring.
Note: Someone screwed up during this segment and really exposed the product. When the lights dropped and the music/video started, it seemed to go on longer that what you’d normally expect. One of the producers who had been outside on the corner ring steps for the entire segment then literally jumped onto the apron and banged on the back of the casket in plain sight. He hopped back down and the casket opened. I was just a few feet away from this since I was sitting 3rd row floor on the TV side. All of us in the area looked at each other literally dumbfounded since it was painfully obvious. I understand this type of segment isn’t necessarily ‘believable’ to begin with and it’s nothing that will show on TV, but it kills any type of suspension of disbelief that the crowd needs to have to be fully invested with the product. I can’t possibly believe that’s how it was designed in the first place. It definitely looked amateurish.

Dark Match: Ric Flair, Batista, and the Undertaker def. Edge, the Big Show, and MVP
Post match, the faces are in the ring celebrating for several minutes. Batista grabs the mic and thanks Flair for being a friend and an integral part of his professional and personal life. Flair speaks and thanks Fayetteville for supporting him throughout his career. He says that if this Sunday is truly the end of the line, he’s glad to have performed here one last time. Taker doesn’t speak but embraces Flair and motions to him. All three walk out together to end the show.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Wrestlemania Predictions

It's that time of year again! The birds, flowers, and bees are all here. No, not spring, Wrestlemania time! And since it's Wrestlemania time, I am posting my official WM24 predictions:

MITB Ladder Match:
I thought that Jeff Hardy would win this match, but he's suspended. I guess it's a seven man MITB match this year. As for the winner, I have my money on Chris Jericho. Who else in this match deserves a title shot?

Finlay vs. JBL:
Finlay. I see Hornswoggle returning at WM too.

Batista vs. Umaga:
The WWE has been making this one kinda obvious. Batista won the videogame match, and he beat the hell outa Umaga on Raw 2 weeks ago. Come on? Can't you add more build-up to this one? I feel like they're not even fighting with each other.

Big Show vs. Floyd Mayweather:
I hate Mayweather and I love Show. But Mayweather is gonna win this one. I have an alternate storyline using Mayweather, by the way.

Bunnymania:
It's not a title match, so the heel woman's not gonna win. Candice and Maria steal this one, in a crappy but funny (funny because Snoop Dogg's the special ref) match.

Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels:
Michaels will win. They won't end Flai's career before or after 'Mania. That's just wrong.

10 man battle royal/ECW title match:
Not sure about the battle royal. There are 24 possibilities.As for the title match, Chavo loses no matter what.

Edge vs. The Undertaker:
Undertaker. It's Wrestlemania. He can't lose.

Randy Orton vs. John Cena vs. Triple H:
Triple H, definetely. Orton- you can't have a heel win the main event. Cena- he's going to shoot a movie after 'Mania, and he's been in the limelight for too long. Triple H- deserves it. Personally, I would have Hardy win the MITB, have Orton win the title match, and then have Hardy use his title shot after the match. He would headline 'Mania! But, that can't happen, because- well, you know why.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Show on Conan

Big Show was on Late night with Conan O'Brien last might. Here is a recap of the show:

Big Show claims that his wife is bigger than Floyd Mayweather, and he can do anything to Mayweather at Mania, even “Kiss him on the mouth” (ACTUAL QUOTE).

Show then told a funny story about his wife being the meanest person on the planet, and how she named their pet turtle “Big Slow” as a rib. Big Show claimed they could never have kids. Quote: “As mean as she is and as big as I am, if we had a son, it’d be the Anti-Christ!”

Show then told a story about getting a New York hot dog, then a crowd of kids came out for autographs and pictures. The hot dog vendor then put all hot dogs “half-price, only one dollar!” Conan then said Big Show was tricked, and $1 is the REGULAR price for a hot dog, and Big Show got a stamp of the word “ASS” superimposed on his face.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Things you should do before you Die

I was reading some old issues of WWE Magazine last night. I got to an article in the March 2007 issue called "101 things every fan should do before he/she dies". I read it. Knowing that the article was just a buncha Merchandising propoganda, I came up with my own list. So without Further adue:

Things a WWE fan should do before He/She Dies: According to Roadkill

  1. See Smackdown, ECW, or Raw live. At least once. Even if it's just a live event.
  2. Hold a viewing party for a Pay Per View at least once.
  3. Meet a WWE Superstar and get his autograph.
  4. Meet a WWE Diva and get her autograph.
  5. Donate some money to Lita's animal charity, A.D.O.R.E.
  6. Eat a WWE Ice Cream bar. Most people say it's hard to find, but go to the Deli or the Ice Cream truck and it's right there.
  7. Prank call the WWE Magazine editor hotline. The number is (203) 947-4297.
  8. Make a blog or website about the WWE. Kinda like this one.
  9. Turn a non-fan into a fan. How do you think I got into wrestling?
  10. Subscribe to WWE Magazine for a whole year. I know most of you have already done this, but, and this may surprise you, I haven't.
  11. Dress up as a wrestler for halloween.
  12. Get your kid (if you have one) to dress up as a wrestler for halloween. But only if he's a wrestling fan.
  13. Go to a TNA IMPACT show and wear WWE merchandise. The crowd will hate you. (Extra points for LOD face paint or a Rey Mysterio mask).
  14. Bring a sign when you see the superstars live. Most people do, so this won't be so hard.
  15. See a WWE superstar's Myspace page. I've seen Edge's.
  16. See every Wrestlemania in chronological order. Not in one sitting, though. That would be over 100 hours of Wrestling!
  17. Go on JR's site, http://www.jrsbarbq.com/.
  18. For your next BBQ, use JR's BBQ sauce, which you can order from his site.
  19. Read 3 books written by WWE superstars. So far, I've read two. (I've read Adam Copeland on Edge and Batista Unleashed.)
  20. Buy a WWE DVD that isn't a PPV. (Example: Ladder match DVD, Undertaker's 15-0 DVD)
  21. Buy a WWE that is a PPV. (Example: Summerslam 2007, Wrestlemania 21)
  22. Contact a WWE superstar. Click on the link to find out how: http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-to-contact-wwe.html
  23. Memorize the lyrics to at least one WWE Superstar's Theme Song.
  24. Buy something on http://wweshop.com at least once.
  25. Keep a collection of WWE Magazines.
  26. Unlock all the Legends in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
  27. Win General Manager mode in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
  28. Get every answer right in a WWE Magazine quiz.
  29. Play the WWE DVD board game once. It's WWE's only boardgame, and it's very hard.
  30. Take a tour of Titan Towers. If they still do tours.
  31. Meet a former WWE Superstar.
  32. Meet one of the legends featured in any Smackdown vs. Raw game.
  33. Download a few superstar's theme songs onto your Ipod, and put them all in the same playlist.
  34. Watch Rey Mysterio perform the 619 live. I have, and it looks really cool.
  35. Walk like Mr.Mcmahon in front of your friends, but only if they like WWE. It will make them laugh and laugh.
  36. If you have a kid, try to get he/she into wrestling. Who knows, they might become the next Cena because you made them watch Raw one night.
  37. Call a guy in a plaid shirt Mick Foley. Only if that guy is a fan, though.
  38. Watch a few episodes of Holgan Knows Best. If you don't like it, rule 39 doesn't apply to you.
  39. Get every episode of Holgan Knows Best on DVD. You can, it's on re-runs.
  40. If you see that a Wrestler is on a show other than Smackdown, Raw, or ECW, make it your duty to watch that show.
  41. On photoshop, make a photo mocking a superstar or diva. I've done it.
  42. Read some of my spoilers I post at least once. Knowing the SD results can't hurt.
  43. Buy that soundtrack Raw made. Put all the songs on your Ipod.
  44. Know the answer to this question: What are the 4 faces of Mick Foley? This is elementary WWE, people.
  45. If you can afford it, go to wrestling school. It's the only way you'll know if you have what it takes.
  46. Visit Booker T's store, "The Jam Shop". Only if you live near it though. (The store is located somewhere in Houston.)
  47. Know the Royal Rumble winners and which year they won. From Jim Duggan to Cena.
  48. Read all of Mick Foley's books.
  49. Attend Wrestlemania. I know quite a few who have. Before you ask, I' haven't attended 'Mania.
  50. Complete everything on this list.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

WWE Larry King Rescheduled/ Smackdown Spoilers

Last night, WWE superstars were supposed to appear on Larry King, but instead, Wolf Blitzer hosted and chatted about the war. The superstars are now scheduled to appear on 3/27. This show airs the same time as TNA Impact's first ever live episode.

Here are the spoilers for tommorow's Smackdown: (courtesy of wrestlingforum.com)

Batista d. Deuce & Domino in a total squash match. Batista hit a Batista Bomb on Domino to get the win

A backstage segment airs with Cherry talking trash. ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs. Undertaker is announced for later tonight.

Teddy Long announced that tonight's Diva competition between Cherry, Eve, Michelle McCool and Victoria will be an arm wrestling match.The arm wrestling table was setup in the ring. Victoria beat Eve, Michelle McCool beat Cherry. Michelle McCool beat Victoria. Victoria is the diva eliminated by the fans. Victoria attacks Michelle but she is able to counter and Victoria gets knocked to the outside.

Big Show d. Andy Douglas, Chase Stevens, & an unknown wrestler in a total squash match. Big Show nailed a right hand on Chase Stevens to get the victory

World Heavyweight Champion Edge d. Funaki in a squash match. Edge mocked Undertaker by picking up Funaki and hitting a Tombstone

The briefcase above the ring on the cable was for MVP's VIP Lounge which is up next. Chris Jericho is announced as the guest.The segment features a lot of verbal sparring. Jericho plays with MVP's name calling him a zit, loser, and a jackass. MVP ends up climbing the ladder and Jericho pushes him off.

Kane vs. Chuck Palumbo ends in no contest. The Great Khali comes out and gives Kane a hard chop and then a tree slam to both. Mark Henry comes out and takes out Khali. He hits a splash on Palumbo and the World's Strongest Slam on Kane. Big Daddy V was not featured in the segment.

WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison d. Jesse & Festus to retain. Jesse takes a pretty big beating before Festus gets the tag and cleans house. Festus ends up getting thrown out of the ring. The Miz scored the pinfall on Jesse after he hit the Reality Check.

ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs. The Undertaker is up next. Edge comes out with Chavo.The Undertaker b. ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero in a non-title match via submission. Undertaker dominated throughout until he ended up choking Chavo out. After the match, Edge hits the ring along with Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins. Undertaker attempts a chokeslam on one of the Edgeheads but Edge hits the Spear. All three beat Undertaker up in the ring with chairs.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Jeff is having a bad week/ WWE Superstars on Larry King

Triple h, John Cena, Vince Mcmahon, Floyd Mayweather, and The Big Show will all be on Larry King Wednesday night @ 9:00 PM on CNN.

Jeff Hardy is having a terrible week. He was suspended. He lost his IC title, his MITB spot, and now, his home. Jeff Hardy's North Carolina home burned down on Saturday. No one was home at the time and no one was harmed.

Friday, March 14, 2008

CM Punk/Carlito Backstage Heat

Courtesy of Wrestlezone.com:

At a RAW brand house show in Louisville on March 1st, Carlito came out to do an interview wearing a CM Punk shirt with his face cut out of the shirt. Carlito basically said that he cut the face out because he was out of toilet paper. It was done in Louisville because Punk is either based there or was based there. Also, Punk never came out to confront him as they're on different touring brands, so they're not building any angle. It's said to be a receipt over some bad blood the two have regarding something to with WWE Diva Maria Kanellis. Punk at one time (not anymore) dated Maria and Carlito supposedly hit on her openly backstage right in front of CM Punk at times. Carlito was able to get away with the house show incident because he is currently in good standing with officials after he agreed to not leave the company back in December. Carlito was promised that he'd be used better if he decided against leaving. His standing also explains Carlito landing a spot in the Money in the Bank match. Punk has some detractors backstage, so Carlito was able to get away with doing this even though it was quite unprofessional of him to air out some dirty laundry when they're not building an angle off of it.

WWE Diva, Melina speaks to phillyBurbs.com. When asked about Playboy, Melina replied, "I always tell people that I’ll never say never because I don’t want to be one of those girls that one day does it and everyone says, “She said she’d never do it.” I’ll never say never but at this point in time I wouldn’t do it because I’d find it weird to have my family open up the magazine, or have somebody go up to my family, “Here’s your daughter.” That’d just be weird. Right now I want people to see me as Melina. I don’t want to be known as that girl who stripped in Playboy. I have a lot to show the world other than that." On the subject of Batista, "He doesn’t hide anything, and he didn’t say as much as he would have said, and for reasons I guess? But in his way, he put the most important people in his life in that book, and that’s his way of saying that I’m an important person in his life," Melina said.

Matt Hardy writes on his blog:
"I know two people of different genders who are in a dilemma at this time. One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be. The thing that worries me is that they’re both playing around in the deep water and can’t swim. I can swim."


He posted the blog a few hours after WWE had announced the suspension of his brother Jeff, and many people believed that is who he was talking about, especially considering that he said he's really close with the person in question. Additionally, it was reported the day before that Ashley Massaro had been sent home from a Raw taping a few weeks ago after showing up in "bad shape" at the catering area. So some people believed that he was talking about her when he said that the person in trouble was of a different gender, not to mention that he used to be close with the individual. Of course, Ashley & Matt were involved in a relationship during her first few months in the company. Regarding the paragraph causing the confusion, he wasn't talking about Jeff, nor Ashley. He was talking about a former couple he knows. He wrote: "This paragraph is about a former couple, one of my close friends, and her ex. Neither one of them can seem to move on (swim) from their bad relationship experiences with one another. It’s really adversely affected their personal lives and they’re both metaphorically "drowning" in the "ocean" of negativity, sorrow, and pity. Through my own personal experiences, I’ve learned how to "swim" away from an unhealthy relationship to avoid doing personal and career damage to myself (Although I had to learn the hard way in 2005). When Eulogy by Tool randomly played on my iTunes, it was ironic caused I had just told my friend earlier that she should "bury the relationship" once and for all." Matt then comments on Jeff and Ashley in the following paragraph:

"The reason I deciphered this portion of my cryptic blog was to put an end to some of the "interpretations" that the IWC have made. Several people have speculated that the male in Article C was my brother, Jeff Hardy, which isn’t true. As unfortunate as the situation is concerning Jeff, I’m not worried about his health or well-being in the slightest. I know my brother will be absolutely fine even though he has suffered a career setback. Jeff is one of the best human beings I know, regardless of the fact that he’s my brother. One of the names I saw circulating around as the female was Ashley Massaro, which is now obviously inaccurate as well. Although I do see how people could misinterpret my words, given one of my statement-"One of these individuals I am extremely close with-the other one I used to be." Ashley is a awesome girl who I wish nothing but the best for. I wanted to address these misinterpretations so that the spreading of any untrue rumors originating from my "cryptic blog" would immediately cease."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Quick News

Source: Wrestlezone.com:

WWE.com has an interview up featuring Rich Christensen of the Speed Channel's "Pinks" show and Tommy Dreamer. During the interview Dreamer admits to suffering a hairline fracture in his leg and continuing to wrestle on it because he didn't realize that he was injured.

CNN has a video now online of Vince McMahon and Larry King squaring off in a match in an animated video courtesy of the WWE Raw vs. SmackDown 2008 video game. As noted earlier, WWE has been bumped from tonight's episode of Larry King Live. Instead, CNN.com confirms that Larry King will interview "Dr. Laura" about former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's prostitution scandal. Hours later, King announced that he may have the WWE on his show sometime next week.

The Daytona Beach-News Journal continues their coverage of WrestleMania with another Q & A with Jim Ross.

Deuce, Domino, Cherry, and Val Venis will be in Nashville, Tennessee this weekend with the WrestleMania Fan Axxess tour. The festivities will be set up at the Opry Mills Mall Entertainment Court on Saturday and Sunday.

During an appearance on MTV's Total Request Live, Kim Kardashian stated she would be appearing at WrestleMania 24 during the BunnyMania Lumberjack Match along with Snoop Dogg.

World Wrestling Entertainment's "Greatest Superstars of WrestleMania" production will be shown in Carmike Cinema theatre chains this weekend. The production will also be released on DVD through Wal-Mart.

The following was issued on ROHwrestling.com: "Forget about the Monday Night Wars, the Thursday Night War is here TONIGHT. ROH and TNA will be going head-to-head on cable TV. ROH "Rising Above" featuring the Nigel McGuinness vs. Austin Aries main event that everyone is calling a match of the year candidate will air tonight at 9pm on iN DEMAND. If you have The DISH Network you can see it today on DISH's All Day Ticket. TNA "Impact!" airs on Spike TV tonight at 9pm featuring Karen Angle's bombshell announcement. Relive the days of the TV wrestling war (well, at least for one night) and compare the products for yourself."

The special extra on the WWE No Way Out 2008 DVD will be the backstage segment where Shawn Michaels congratulates Ric Flair on his victory over Ken Kennedy.

Stacy Keibler is putting all her wrestling memorabilia on sale on eBay. She's selling dresses, skirts, shoes, boots lingerie and bikinis.

Lita was interviewed on radio station Y101 (Richmond, VA) this morning. The hosts kept asking her about her personal life but she was having none of it. When they asked her if she was still dating Edge, she said that even if she was, she wouldn't tell us because she learned her lesson last time. She sounded very uncomfortable and did not want to talk about wrestling at all. When asked about Jeff Hardy's suspension, Lita said that she hadn't heard about it yet but "it sucks". She refused to answer whether Jeff uses drugs. Afterwards, the hosts ragged on her and said she was a bad interview guest.

From what I understand, Jeff Hardy is now in rehab. The word we are getting is that Hardy was denying he had a problem and was rejecting the idea of going to rehab. Apparently Hardy has been having a drinking problem. This is just what I (Ryan Clark) have heard and I'll keep you posted as I get more. I was hesitant to post this so take it for what it's worth.

PhillyBurbs.com has an interview up with WWE Diva Melina. When asked whether she was surprised when Batista went public about their relationship, Melina said, "Kind of yes and kind of no. Like, I was surprised to see it but knowing him, he wears his heart, he'll tell people how he feels. He doesn't hide anything, and he didn't say as much as he would have said, and for reasons I guess? But in his way, he put the most important people in his life in that book, and that's his way of saying that I'm an important person in his life."

Regarding the Georgia State Senate passing Senate Bill 413 (that dealt with professional wrestling), the bill was amended to keep professional wrestling from the strict state regulations. The bill largely focuses on regulating mixed martial arts and ultimate fighting in the state as they will be regulated by the Georgia Boxing Commission. There was a separate section added to the bill for professional wrestling.
The only thing that Senate Bill 413 will require out of professional wrestling events in the state of Georgia is that all wrestlers and promoters must have a license to work. Wrestlers will not be subject physicals and drug tests or fall under the strict regulations that MMA and boxing will be subject too.

ECW Diva Lena Yada is apparently injured. There's a picture circulating online in which she is seen wearing a cast on her right arm.

Five wrestlers from Ohio Valley Wrestling debuted for Florida Championship Wrestling at Tuesday's show. Justin LaRouche lost to Gabe Tuft, Shawn Spears (from OVW) & Johnny Curtis beat Sinn Bowdee & Kafu, Charles Evans beat Sheamus, Mighty Mikey & Colt Cabana (from OVW) beat Heath Miller & Jack Gabriel, & Milena Roucka teamed up with Nicole Bella in her FCW debut, losing to Nattie Neidhart & Victoria Crawford.

Triple H and Shane McMahon will be guest speakers at Friday’s ceremony to honor Vince McMahon with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The ceremony will take place in Hollywood, California at 11:30 AM Pacific Time.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Updated WRESTLEMANIA 24 card/ Smackdown spoilers

Here are the Spoilers for Friday's Smackdown (courtesy of wrestlezone.com):

We are told that they accidentally turned the ring over while changing out the ECW stuff for SmackDown's setup. Tony Chimel and referees were said to be responsible. I was told it was hilarious. - There are two rows of tires in the center of the ring. - We are told that there is something that looks like potato sacks at ringside. Jonathan Coachman and Michael Cole are now at their positions ringside. WWE SmackDown (Air date 3/14):

The show opens with the Divas Swimsuit competition. Eve Torres, Cherry, Maryse, Victoria, and Michelle McCool are all featured. Maryse is voted off by the fans through their text messages. Michelle McCool wins an obstacle course with the remaining WWE divas. The obstacle course was said to be extremely dumb as the divas had to run through the tires in the ring, complete a potato sack race, and jump a small wall.

A Ric Flair/Shawn Michaels promo

WWE shows a promo for tonight's match between Batista and MVP for the U.S. Championship in a no holds barred match.

Big Show d. Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore in a handicap match. Big Show pinned Shannon Moore. After the match Big Show tossed Wang out of the ring.

It is announced that WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison and The Miz will face off against one another in a WrestleMania Money in the Bank ladder match qualifier.

John Morrison d. The Miz in a Money in the Bank ladder qualifying match for WrestleMania. I was told the crowd was not too involved during the match. It should also be noted that Jeff Hardy's picture was removed from the MITB graphic.

United States Champion Montel Vontavious Porter d. Batisa in a No Holds Barred match to retain the title. This match was given significant amount of time. There was a lot of chairs used throughout. MVP was able to get the pin after Umaga came out and hit Batista with a Samoan Spike.

Chuck Palumbo & The Great Khali d. Kane & Jamie Noble Khali pinned Noble after a chokeslam to get the win for him and Palumbo.

Edge, Zack Ryder, curt Hawkins, & Chavo Guerrero d. Ric Flair & Shawn Michaels in a steel cage match. Flair gets a monster pop from the live Chicago crowd. Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero will join Edge, Ryder, and Hawkins and the match will be 4-on-2. Michaels got caught in the rope for several minutes as all six men are in the cage. Flair is busted open early in the match. Michaels and Flair both locked Figure Four leglocks on Edge and CM Punk at the same time, which I was told was a very cool spot. Eventually the lights went out and the Undertaker appeared. He cleans up but Edge is able to escape for the win. Undertaker points up to the WrestleMania sign.

Vickie Guerrero re-appears and says now it's Big Show vs. Undertaker. This could be a dark match forthcoming. (6) Undertaker d. World Heavyweight Champion Edge. It started as Big Show vs. Undertaker. Big Show was dominating early but left the ring when Edge came out and instructed Big Show to leave. Undertaker ended up hitting a Tombstone on Edge to get the victory.

Jeff Hardy has been suspended at won't be appearing in Wrestlemania's Money in the Bank match. Here is the updated Wrestlemania card:

Triple Threat match for the WWE title:
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena vs. Triple H

World Heavyweight title match:
Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker

Big Show vs. Floyd Mayweather

Batista vs. Umaga

Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Confirmed thus far: Ken Kennedy vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Carlito vs. MVP vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison

Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels

Lumberjill match:
Maria and Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix and Melina

Belfast Brawl:
Finlay vs. JBL

Raw/SmackDown/ECW 24-Man Battle Royal - Winner gets a ECW Championship shot later that night against Chavo Guerrero

ECW Championship match:
Chavo Guerrero vs. The winner of the #1 contender's battle royal

Monday, March 10, 2008

What you can expect from Raw tonight

Tonight is Raw's Wrestlemania Rewind episode. The whole show will be Wrestlemania rematches. It will be a tri-brand show as well.

As announced on WWE.com, Mark Henry will face The Undertaker in a casket match tonight. Here are some other matches that you can expect to see tonight:

Batista vs. Triple H

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho

Ric Flair vs. Shelton Benjamin (They were in the same MITB match together. I guess it counts as a 'Mania rematch)

This will probably not happen, but in the main event, Randy Orton can defend his title. Except this time, it would be a ladder match. It would be last year's Money in the Bank match, excpet for the WWE title. Since Matt Hardy is out and Booker is working for TNA IMPACT, it could either be a 6 man MITB match (it would be exceptable), or you could have 2 people replace them. I would suggest Kane and JBL.

Wrestlemania Predictions

Sorry I haven't blogged in 2 days. It was a long weekend. I went to Manhatten too. Anyway, here are my officail Wrestlemania 24 Predictions:

Jeff Hardy wins Money in the bank ladder Match

Finlay def. JBL

Batista def. Umaga

Floyd Mayweather def. Big Show (Although I hate Mayweather, and I am a big Big Show fan, I think Mayweather will win)

Candice Michelle and Maria def. Beth Phoenix and Melina

The Undertaker def. Edge

Shawn Michaels def. Ric Flair

Triple H def. Randy Orton, John Cena

Note that this is the exact order I would put these matches in if I were Mr.Mcmahon. But before I go, I gotta get something off my chest. I hate Floyd Mayweather. I absolutely Hate him!!!! I loath him in fact. WWE is wasting their Money by Hiring him. First of all, he's a has-been, so hiring him won't get you any publicity. Secondly, his promos stink. Did you see what he said on Raw? Horrible. Absolutely Horrible. He threatened to break his jaw. Ohhhhh- so scary. Lastly, I believe that he is a heel. He is that bad of an actor. Hey Floyd- don't quit your day job.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

JR has a blog/ MITB: 3 spots left

Well, JR has a blog. And surprisisngly, there is a such thing as JR BBQ sauce. Here is the link: http://www.jrsbarbq.com

There are 3 spots left in the Money In The Bank Match. So far, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, Mr.Kennedy, Carlito, and Shelton Benjamin are in the match. So who will be next to qualify? Well, I have the answer to that question. According to spoilers, the next to qualify will be Elijah Burke. I, personally, thought that Elijah would be used in this match from the start. I think he will beat Tommy Dreamer or Stevie Richards to qualify. The 7th spot will be given to Kane. I expected Kane to be in this match as well. He will most likely beat MVP or Big Flabby V to qualify. Then there is the #8 spot. This totaly surprised me. The last spot is being given to none other than The Great Khali. I was shocked too. What is Khali gonna do in a ladder match. If your answer to that question was "Grab the Briefcase", then you're an idiot. This guy loses to Fit Freakin' Finlay. If that's not bad, then I don't know what is. He'll probably beat Funaki or something to qualify, just 'cause he's Khali.

Mr.Kennedy lands Movie Role!/Lashley Update/

This just in. Ken Kennedy (Mr.Kennedy) will be appearing in the new movie "Behind Enemy Lines 3". He got the role through the WWE.

As most of us know, Bobby Lashley quit the WWE a few months ago. He is now training for MMA. He is not allowed to perform for any other wrestling show but WWE until May 10th, so don't expect to see him in UFC until sometime in the late spring.

Smackdown is moving to MyNetworkTv in the fall. The show will still be broadcast in HD.

With Wrestlemania approaching, the WWE is holding a few Live Events this weekend. If you go to any of these, comment the results or email me at roadkill25@gmail.com :

RAW LIVE EVENTS:
SATURDAY NIGHT: Alliant energy center, Madison, Wisconsin
Being advertised: Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Umaga, Chris Jericho, and JBL are all scheduled to appear.

SUNDAY NIGHT: Resch center, Greenbay, Wisconsin
Advertised: Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton, DX vs. Umaga and Snitsky, Chris Jericho vs. Mr.Kennedy. JBL, Beth Phoenix, Mickie James, Santino Marrella, and Hardcore Holly are scheduled to appear.

SMACKDOWN/ECW LIVE EVENTS:
SATURDAY NIGHT: Kulf sports center, University of Wisconsin-OshKosh
Advertised: CM Punk, Chavo Guerrero, Finlay, MVP, Matt Hardy, Hornswoggle, Mark Henry, Chuck Palumbo, Kofi Kngston, Jesse and Festus, and many more are scheduled to appear. The main event will be Edge and The Big Show vs. Kane and Batista.

SUNDAY NIGHT: Five Flags center, Dubuque, Iowa
Advertised: Edge, Batista, Kane, MVP, and Matt Hardy are scheduled to appear.

John Cena will not be at the house shows because he is filming his new movie "12 Rounds" in New Orleans.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels

At Wrestlemania, Ric Flair will face Shawn Michaels. If Michaels wins, Flair is forced to retire. I think that Shawn Michaels will win this match. This "lose a match and you're fired" thing has gone on long enough. Triple H couldn't beat him, and neither could MVP or Kennedy or William Regal. It would be wrong to end this ting before 'mania but even wronger (wronger?) to end this thing after 'Mania. That is why I think that Shawn Michaels will beat Ric Flair at Wrestlemania.

Smackdown Spoilers: 3/7/08 Episode

I don't have alot of time so here are tonight's Smackdown Results (I made 'em short and sweet):

CM Punk, Jesse, and Festus def. Chavo Guerrero, The Miz, and John Morrison

US TITLE MATCH: MVP def. Batista in count-out

Kane def. Chuck Palumbo

Big Show def. Jamie Noble

Edge, Zack Ryder, and Curt Hawkins def. The Undertaker

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

1OOTH BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

This is our 100th blog. I would like to thank everyone who contibutes to this blog. First off I would like to thank our readers. Kepp on reading and tell everyone about this blog. Even the people like Marc Mero, a person who has never watched wrestling but somehow knows everything about it. I would also like to thank myself. I would- oh, crap, there's no one left. On my other site, http://deadopossum.blogspot.com/ , there are 5 bloggers, so I have a long list of thank yous. Anyway, to celebrate our 100th blog, I would like to do my favorite segment, rivalries. Today's rivalries may not have the usual main eventers, but they are still as good as the other storylines I come up with.



Rivalry: Funaki vs. Duece 'n' Domino

Why: Duece 'n' Domino were jealous of Funaki's win streak, and are mad that they can't beat him

How it goes: I mentioned something like this in my previous blog. Click on the highlighted words to see what I mean:http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/funaki-should-get-push.html. Let me fill you in on what's been happening. Funaki beat a jobber one week, Kenny Dykstra the next week, and Dykstra again the week after. Everyone is happy for Funaki, except Duece 'n' Domino. Funaki beats Domino, which gets Duece mad, which leads to Funaki vs. Duece at Judgement Day.

At Judgement Day, Duece 'n' Domino are interviewed before the match. Duece vows to beat Funaki, no matter what it takes. The match is great, but Domino and Cherry distract Funaki, allowing Duece to get the pinfall.

On Smackdown, Duece 'n' Domino brag about their win against Funaki to start off the show. Funaki comes out and says that it shouldn't count as a win, because they cheated. Duece says that Funaki can talk all he wants, but he will never beat him. Duece then challenges Funaki to a match. Funaki accepts, but he says that if there is a dirty finish, Duece 'n' Domino are gonna pay. The match is good, but after Duece slams Funaki, Domino distracts the ref, and Cherry hits Funaki with her rollerskate, allowing Duece to pin. Duece and Domino brag about the match backstage.

Next week, Funaki reminds Duece and Domino about what he said he would do if there wasn't a clean finish to their match. That night, Duece and Domino fight Tommy Dreamer and Colin Delany. After Domino hits the Crack 'em' in the Mouth, Funaki comes out and steals Duece 'n' Domino's car. Duece is distracted, allowing Colin Delany to get the pin.

The next Friday, the Smackdown GM announces a gauntlet match for next week, where the winner will get a U.S title shot at Vengence. Later that night, Funaki faces Domino and wins. Did I mention that the winner of that match will get a spot in the gauntlet match next week?

In the gauntlet match, Funaki is supposed to be the first entry, but is taken out backstage by Duece 'n' Domino. They then challenge him to a handicapped match at Vengence.

On Smackdown, Duece 'n' Domino beat 2 jobbers. After the match, the GM comes out and says that tonight, Funaki will face Cherry. As soon as the bell rings, Duece 'n' Domino jump in the ring and attack Funaki.

At Vengence, Funaki and Duece 'n' Domino see each other backstage, and get into a pre-match brawl, which is broken up by security. Domino's nose is bleeding. After the next match on the card, Duece 'n' Domino are interviewed. They say that Funaki better be ready, because they just convinced the GM to make it an elimanation handicapped match. The match is pretty good, Duece is elimanated 1st, then Domino. Funaki walks out with a big smile, knowing that he is done with Duece 'n' Domino.

Rivalry: Jeff Hardy vs. Mr.Kennedy and the Mcmahons
Why: Mr.Kennedy wants the WWE title
How it goes: At Wrestlemania, Jeff Hardy would win the Money in the Bank match. He would cash it in that night, making it a Fatal-Four way match for the WWE title. Hardy would win. On Raw, Mr.Kennedy would prove that he is Mr.Mcmahon's illegitamite son. Don't critisize it. The WWE has to close up that storyline. This makes Mr.Mcmahon very happy, so he puts Kennedy in a #1 contender's match for the WWE, which he wins.
The following Monday, the main event is Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito. Jeff wins, but after the match, Kennedy comes out and says, "You think that intimadates me, Jeff? Beating Carlito? If you do, you're in for one rude awakening at Backlash." Then Kennedy monolouges a bit more, does the "Mr.Kennedy... Kennedy" thing, and the show goes off the air.
On Raw, Jeff Hardy gets to pick Kennedy's opponent. He picks Chris Jericho. Kennedy beats Jericho, and after the match, he says "Hardy, this is you at Backlash. You will be on the floor begging for mercy." Then Kennedy hits the Mic Check on Jericho as the show ends.
Next week, Shane Mcmahon faces Jeff Hardy in the main event. At first it is a squash match, but then Hardy goes for the Swanton Bomb. Vince Mcmahon comes out and shakes the rope, making Jeff fall, and allowing Shane to go for the pin. The show goes off the air as Kennedy, Shane, and Vince hold their hands up high.
Before the match at Backlash, Vince makes it No DQ for Kennedy only, and if Jeff is DQ'd, he loses the title. In the match, Jeff is counted-outed because The Mcmahons assault Jeff outside the ring during the match. Here is your new champ, Mr.Kennedy-Mcmahon.
On Raw, Mr.Kennedy beats Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and Jeff Hardy wins a #1 contender's 6-man battle royal. After the match, The Mcmahons come out and strip Jeff Hardy of his Intercontinental Title. Then put it up for grabs in a tournament that will end at Judgement Day. Vince also announces that at Judgement Day, Jeff will face All 3 Mcmahons in a handicapped match. If Jeff wins, he gets his WWE title back.
Next week, Jeff and Cena face Orton and Kennedy. Jeff's team wins.
On the episode before Judgement Day, Jeff faces Snitsky. Jeff wins. After the match, Vince comes out and tries to talk to Hardy, but Hardy Twist of Fates him.
At the PPV, Kennedy's team wins.
On Raw, Mr.Mcmahon faces Jeff. If Jeff wins, he faces Kennedy at ECW One Night Stand. Jeff wins.
Next Week, Mr.Kennedy face Shawn Michaels. Kennedy wins, and attacks Hardy, who is at ringside.
At one Night Stand, Hardy wins his Hardcore match after a Swanton off a ladder through a barbed wire table.

Funaki should get a push

I think Funaki should get a push. Smackdown's #1 announcer has been Smackdown's #1 punchingbag for years. Remember when he was the Hardcore Champion? Remember when he would always get shots at the Cruiserweight title? I liked those days. I think that the WWE should bring those days back. Here's how they should do it. On an episode of Smackdown, he would fight some jobber. He would win. Still being a face, he would fight Kenny Dykstra the week after, and win. He would also beat Dykstra the following week. The week after, everyone would be congratulating Funaki on his victories, except Duece 'n' Domino. This would lead to a singles match between Funaki and Domino later in the night. Funaki would win. Mad at the win, Duece would challenge Funaki to a match at the upcoming PPV (which would be Judgement Day). This would spark a rivalry, giving Funaki an actual match on the card for once.

Finlay is Hornswoggle's dad!

On Raw last night, Finlay admitted that he is Hornswoggle's dad! I am a bit surprised, but I kinda had a feeling he was. I think that at Wrestlemania, Finlay and Hornswoggle should face JBL and Vince Mcmahon in a tag team match. There could be a weird stipulation too. If JBL's team wins, Hornswoggle is put up for adoption. That could be cool.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Fantasy Wrestling

A few months back, I made a Fantasy Wrestling Game. I decided to change it around a bit, because the rules were kind of changed and I didn't inform you readers. Sorry. Anyway, here is the new way to play FANTASY WRESTLING:

Some of the rules stayed the same. If a superstar wins a Singles match, you get 5 points, if a superstar on your roster wins a tag team match you get 3 points, and if they win a gimmick match, you get 7 points. If they lose a match, you get no points, and if they specail ref a match, you get 5 points. If a superstar defends their title, you get 7 points, and if they win a title, you get 10 points. Here are the new rules:

Alright, there are some new rules to this game. You can only have 10 superstars on your roster, instead of 12. Every Saturday, you pick 3 superstars from your roster. Those are your superstars for the week. If anyone else but those 3 superstars does anything big, it won't count. The points will only count if they come from one of your 3 superstars for the week. If that Saturday is Saturday Night's main event, then you don't pick 3 superstars and you use the ones you used for the previous week. The Power 25 makes a big effect on your roster. If one of your 3 superstars of the week are in the 2-25 slot on the p25, you get 2 points. If 2 of your 3 superstars of the week are in 2-25 slot on the p25, you get 4 points. If all of your superstars of the week are in the 2-25 slot on the p25, you get 6 points. If 1 of your 3 superstars are ranked 1st on the Power 25, you get 10 points. The season starts on the Saturday after either Wrestlemania, Summerslam, Survivor Series, or Royal Rumble-you can pick. It ends on the saturday after Wrestlemania, Summerslam, Survivor Series, or Royal Rumble. You can pick that too. There will be "quarter prizes" at the end of every quarter. (Quarter being the Saturday after 'Mania, Summerslam, Survivor Series). The quarter prize goes to the person with the most points at the end of every quarter. The prize is their choice: you can take away 20 points from another opponent, or you can make a trade with one of your opponents and your opponenet doesn't have to accept- its automatically a done deal! Anyway, the person who has the most points by Summerslam, Survivor Series, Wrestlemania, or Royal Rumble (your choice) is the winner. All points must be counted after the show ends. The competition isn't over until the final show ends. You must pick the final day before you draft your rosters.

Well, those are the rules. Oh, I forgot to mention, your superstars of the week can't be changed. Okay, have fun playing. And if you do play the game, email me at roadkill25@gmail.com

Mr.Kennedy should get a push

I think that Mr.Kennedy should get a push. He has been deserving one for a very long time, but he screws it up with an injury or a steriod scandal. If Mr.Kennedy is going to get a push, here is how it should happen:

Remember on Raw how JBL told Mcmahon that Hornswoggle wasn't his real son? Well, before Wrestlemania, Finlay would admit that Hornswoggle is his son, and not Mcmahon's. So at Wrestlemania, Finlay and Hornswoggle would face Mcmahon and JBL. Meanwhile, Jeff Hardy would win the Money In The Bank Match. He would cash in his briefcase before the WWE title match started, making it Cena vs. Orton vs. HHH vs. Hardy for the title. Hardy would win. On Raw, it would be revealed that Mr.Kennedy is Mcmahon's real illegitamate son. So Mr.Mcmahon would give Mr.Kennedy a WWE title shot at Backlash. Even if Mr.Kennedy were to lose, it would give him the push that he deserves.

Will you tell all your freinds that are freinds that I am back to blogging?