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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Ron Killings and Big Show

This is an edition of rivalries, but not a traditional edition. I uasually name a bunch of people and make a bunch of storylines, but today I am making career-starters. They are a wrestlers first rivalry, and they usually set the stage for the rest of their career.

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I was sick and unable to get to a computer. Anyway, as most of you know, WWE has signed TNA'S Ron "The truth" Killings, has resigned The Big Show, and has just lost Bobby Lashley. (Not like "lost" Lashley. He just quit.) Anyway, here is how I think these superstars should be used:


Ron Killings:
Show: ECW
Crowd reaction: Bad
He could be a great heel on Ecw. Here is how he could become a heel. His first match could be against some jobber, maybe Nunzio. He's equivalent to a jobber. Anyway, he would win. The fans would love him. He would do this for a few weeks, and he may even fight a Smackdown superstar. Notice, I didn't spell Smackdown like SMACKDOWN!. What's with people doing that anyway? Anyway, he would win a lot of matches, and eventually he would fight Kofi Kingston. Ron would win, and after the match, Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin would come out and say that Elijah Burke, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi Kingston, and Ron Killings could band together to become an unstoppable force. Kofi and Ron say no. Next week the opening match is Kofi Kingston and Ron Killings vs. Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin. Kofi and Ron win, and Elijah and Shelton ask that question again. Ron and Kofi say that they will think about it. The main event for that episode would be Chavo Guerrero vs. CM Punk for the ECW Title. Chavo hits the Gory Bomb. Chavo is about to pin Punk, but Kofi Kingston comes out and attacks Chavo. Meanwhile, Punk is getting up. Then Ron Killings runs in the ring and hits CM Punk in the back of the head with a chair. Then Ron takes a microphone and says "Elijah, the answer is yes."

Big Show
Show: Smackdown
Crowd reaction: Good
I think he should wait until Summerslam to make his in-ring return. It wouldn't be bad. He could work dark matches. They could show videos on him too. SAVEUS_BGSHW. That would be funny. Besides, it doen't take The SWAT team to crack those codes. Anyway, I think he should start when Edge gets the title back from the Undertaker. I know The Undertaker doesn't have the title, but really? Who else should fight Edge at Wrestlemania besides Batista or Kane? Anyway, I think at The Great American Bash (the pay per view before Summerslam) The Undertaker would fight Edge and Kane for the World Title. This would be a triple threat Steel Cage match. Edge would win. The episode after the ppv, Kane would win a #1 contender's match. I would have The Undertaker win, but if I were Vickie Guerrero, I would not let The Undertaker get his rematch. Kane and Edge would be set to fight at Summerslam, but Kane wants his match the week after he got the #1 contendership. So Vickie makes the Main Event Kane vs. Edge in a street fight. If Edge loses, he loses his title, but if Kane loses, he does not get a title shot at Summerslam. Edge wins the street fight. The next week, Edge has the cutting Edge. His guest: Edge! Gee Whiz! I made his guest himself to show how self-centered he is. During the Cutting Edge, The Big Show comes out. He says that Edge is too self-centered. He says that he wants Edge's title. He goes in the ring, about to say something else, when Edge makes a fat joke about him. The Big Show is so mad that he beats the hell out of Edge. He beats him so match that he is bleeding, and he throws him through a peice of The Cutting Edge's set. Then he motions for the title.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

I got a bone to pick with you, Big Daddy V

I really don't like Big Daddy V. He is the fattest thing the world has ever seen. It's a wonder that Matt Stryker would even be attracted to him. They make a weird couple. Big Flabby V, a man with his own gravitational pull, and his boyfriend Matt Stryker, a man who looks like a male stripper when he wrestles. And what is going on with that thing in the middle of his stomach.? Is that a black hole or something? And I guess his weight explains why he is a widower. He probably ate his first wife, and then he met Matt Stryker. But another thing that bugs me is that he lets Mark Henry drool all over Matt Stryker. Hey, that would be a great storyline! Big Daddy V vs. Mark Henry. They are fighting for Matt Stryker's honor. Hey, maybe you could throw Undertaker into that mix. But finally, the WWE should put a shirt on Big Fatty V. It will save me a trip to the hospital via trauma.

Wreslemania 26 Location/ What I think should happen at Wreslemania 24

The location of Wrestlemania 26 is the same place where the Superbowl is being held, The Arizona Cardinal's Stadium(or whatever it's called)

I think that at Wrestlemania 24, The WWE Title match should be Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Triple H vs. Either John Cena or Umaga. The reason I mention John Cena is because there is talk that he may return at Wrestlemania 24. I doubt this will happen but hey, it could.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A week from Sunday: Royal Rumble 2008 Volume 3

I have an idea about the Royal Rumble. I think Chavo Guerrero should defend his ECW title at Royal Rumble against CM Punk. This would be good because if Chavo wins and Edge wins his match, Edge and Chavo Guerrero could hug each other or something at the end of the show. This would show that Edge and Chavo are one big happy family. It would also show Edge and Chavo's dominance. This would be a great way to end the Rumble.

A week From Sunday: Royal Rumble 2008 Volume 2

I have a Royal Rumble spoiler here. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE RESULT OF THE HARDY/ORTON MATCH AT ROYAL RUMBLE, DON'T READ THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

According to spoiler sites, Randy Orton will retain his WWE title at the Royal Rumble. I'm not so crazy about the result.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

A week from Sunday: Royal Rumble 2008

This is the first blog in my new series, A week from sunday. This is where I talk about the upcoming pay per view. I will post about 2 or 3 of these for every pay per view. This blog will be about my predictions for the Royal Rumble. My friend and I have made predictions about each match. I am Roadkill and my friend is Deadopossum, of deadopossum.blogspot.com. Here are the predictions:




1st match: JBL vs. Chris Jericho




Roadkill's pick: Chris Jericho. He will win when he ducks the Clothsline from Hell and gets JBL in a roll-up.




Deadopossums pick: Chris Jericho via disqualification after JBL low blows him




2nd match: MVP vs. Ric Flair




Roadkill's pick: Ric Flair via figure four.




Deadopossum's pick: Ric Flair




3rd match: Rey Mysterio vs. Edge: World Heavyweight title match




Roadkill's pick: Edge because the Edgeheads pull the top rope when Rey is going for the 619 headbutt. When he gets up he is speared by Edge.




Deadopossum's pick: Rey Mysterio via DQ because the Edgeheads interfere.




4th match: Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton: WWE title match




Roadkill's pick: Randy Orton via RKO




Deadopossum's pick: Jeff Hardy via Twist of Fate



5th match: THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!



Roadill's pick: The last two people standing will be Batista and The Undertaker. It will be a great battle, but The Undertaker will win. Then MVP will come out from under the ring and try to elimanate The Undertaker. But 'Taker will elimanate MVP, and win the Rumble for the second year in a row.


Deadopossum's pick: Kane and Finlay will be the last left. Kane will elimanate Finlay.


Those are our Royal Rumble picks. Keep looking for these, "A Week from Sunday Blogs". I will post another one before the Rumble.




SCREW THE FAREWELL ADRESS!!!!

I was thinking today, why should I abandon my site? It is great. So that's why I am staying. So go on Deadopossum.blogspot.com, but also go on this site. I will keep my promise of reviewing shows and ppvs. I will continue my rivalries series. I will also have ppv previews. I wiil share share my ideas. I will even be funny and make fun of the WWE from time to time. I do that on deadopossum.blogspot.com. So keep reading the blog. I'm here to stay.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Farwell Adress

Sorry, but I am leaving the site.I have been blogging for my friends at deadopossum.blogspot.com. It is a little better than this site. I will be blogging there alot now, so I won't be here anymore.You should go on deadopossum.blogspot.com. It is great. You see there are 5 bloggers. The bloggers are Deadguy31313, CD619, Deadopossum, Majordude, and me, Roadkill. So go on the site. That is where I will be blogging from now on.

Goodbye!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Wrestlers who should get a push

Last night on Raw Mick Foley and Hornswoggle qaulified for the Royal Rumble. I have mixed emotions about this. I can understand Mick Foley being in the Royal Rumble- he is a wrestling legend. But Hornswoggle? He a dang Leprachaun. I thought it was some sort of joke when he qualified. In fact, this is all part of his push that he doesn't deserve. First he is Mr.Mcmahon's son. Then he gets a few main event matches. Now he is in the Royal Rumble! I think some wrestlers are more deserving of a push. Here are some:

Mr.Kennedy: He is getting sort of a push rivaling with HBK. But Kennedy needs a title push. Maybe he could turn face and rival with Orton for the title.

Elijah Burke: He was 103-1 as a boxer. He could probably be that good as a wrestler. I think he should get an ECW Championship shot. Forget Chavo Guerrero.

Shelton Benjamin: He is the best technical wrestler the WWE has ever had. He beat Brock Lesnar in a wrestling match in High School. Maybe he should team up Elijah Burke and try to take over Ecw. That would be cool.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Who will end Flair's career?

As most of us know, if Ric Flair loses one more match he is forced to retire. But who will be the one to beat him? Take a look below:

Who will be the one to end Flair's career?

Mr.Kennedy: He has made a career out of beating his superiors. Ric Flair could be next.

Shawn Michaels: He is friends with Flair, but they could be put in a friend vs. friend match.

Edge: He and Flair don't really have a good history together. Maybe they will sqaure off soon.

MVP: He swore that he would end Flair's career. Maybe he will.

These are all good ideas, but I think John Cena will end Flair's career. It will give the Cena haters something else to complain about, and it will add to his alustrios career.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Rivalries: Part 3

Here is my 3rd enstallment of my series called Rivalries. This is where I share my ideas for rivalries I think the WWE should start.

Rivalry: Smackdown vs. Ecw

Reason: Smackdown wants full control of Ecw. Match-making, roster changing, titles, everything.

How it goes: The episode of Smackdown after the Backlash pay per veiw, Edge, Vickie Guerrero, and Armando Estrada are taken out backstage by a mystery person.(I set this rivalry in a time so far from now because I know Edge will not be the World Champ anymore by the time this would supposedly happen.)
On the next Ecw, Edge announces that he has started an investigating who took out Vickie, Estrada, and himself. Then he fights one of his suspects, Stevie Richards. Edge wins in a short match.
On Smackdown, Edge fights another one of his suspects, Tommy Dreamer. Edge wins. That tuesday, Armando makes a handicapped match. Edge vs. three of his suspects, Tommy Dreamer, Stevie Richards, and Balls Mahoney. Edge wins.
On Smackdown, Vickie announces that at Judgement Day Edge will fight his prime suspect, Kane. Then Edge says that the mystery man or men could be from Raw. So on this night, Edge fights London and Kendrick in a handicapped match. Edge wins.
At Judgement Day, Edge defeats Kane. After the match, Edge says that he will know who the mystery man is for sure by the next episode of Smackdown.
On the Ecw after Judgement Day, Edge beats Finlay. Then Edge says that whoever the mystery man is, will pay.
On Smackdown, Edge reveals the Mystery man. It is Rey Mysterio. Then Mysterio says,"Edge, you know I am not the guy who hurt you. Lets take a look at the survailence video." On the video, it shows Edge putting fake blood on Vickie. Then she lays down on the floor. Then Edge screams "HELP HELP" like something had happened. Estrada comes running. "What happened" Estrada said. Edge points Staight. Estrada runs in the direction Edge pointed to. Then Edge puts a ski mask on. He starts making noises, so it sounds like he is being hurt. When Estrada comes running back to save Edge, Edge hits him in the head with a lead pipe. When Estrada sees this, he is outraged.
On Ecw, Edge faces Mysterio. The Edge-Heads interfere. After the match, Estrada says that he knows that Smackdown wants to take over Ecw. So, he wages war on Smackdown.(Not Literally)
On Smackdown, the Ecw vs. Smackdown war gets underway. Kevin Thorn beats Matt Hardy, Tommy Dreamer beats Chavo Guerrero, Shelton Benjamin beats Finlay, and Big Daddy V decimates Rey Mysterio. In fact some Ecw One Night Stand matches are made:
United States Championship Battle Royal: Matt Hardy vs. MVP vs. Kevin Thorn vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Elijah Burke vs. Matt Stryker
Finlay vs. Shelton Benjamin- No DQ match
Ecw Championship submission only match: Mark Henry vs. CM Punk
Edge-Heads vs. Rey Mysterio- Extreme Rules for Edge-Heads only. If Mysterio loses in any way, Smackdown gets full control of Ecw.
At Ecw One Night Stand Shelton Benjamin defeats Finlay, Matt Hardy retains the United States title, Mark Henry wins the Ecw title, and Rey mysterio defeats the Edge-Heads.

I will continue this rivalry in the next installment of rivalries.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

ECW taping results *SPOILERS*

Here are the taping results for tonight's ECW:

Chavo Guerrero comes out to start the show. He starts saying bad things about CM Punk. Then Armando Estrada comes out and says that tonight's main event is CM Punk vs. Chavo Guerrero. If Chavo wins, he gets a shot at Punk's title at Royal Rumble.

The first match is John Morrison, The Miz, and Layla vs. Jimmy Wang-Yang, Shannon Moorre, and Kelly-Kelly. Jimmy Wang-Yang's team wins via pinfall.

Tazz interviews some jobber that lost to Shelton Benjamin a few weeks ago. Tazz tells the jobber that he has a match with Big Daddy V tonight.

Big Daddy V vs. Jobber: Big Daddy V wins, but I could've correctly guessed the result of this match without the internet.

CM Punk vs. Chavo Guerrero is the main event. CM Punk wins, so Chavo is not the #1 contender for Punk's title.

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