One Night Stand Predictions

One Night Stand is on Sunday. Like a real one night stand, you have to pay $40 or more for it and the money is never worth it. Anyway, me, Majoordood (my brother), and Deadopossum (friend) got together and talked about this PPV. Here are our predictions:


Jeff Hardy vs. Umaga- Falls Count Anywhere

Roadkill: Jeff Hardy will win this. They're not going to make him lose because this is his second PPV since his return and that would make him look weak. (They already made the PPV loss mistake with Jericho, which means they might be smart enough to not screw it up now). Also, the WWE is trying to make it look like Hardy has no chance, but every time they do that the "weaker" person wins.

Majoordood: Honestly, Jeff Hardy is going to lose. I just know it.

Deadopossum: Umaga defeats Jeff Hardy.




Batista vs. Shawn Michaels- Stretcher match

Roadkill: HBK wins with some help of Jericho.

Majoordood: It's a little close to call, but I say Batista.

Deadopossum: Michaels



#1 contenders match, winner faces Kane at Night of Champions- Singapore Cane on a pole match

Roadkill: Big Show

MD: Show will win, but I think Punk will cash in MITB later in the night to win the ECW title.

DP: Show wins.


Melina vs. Beth Phoenix- I Quit match

RK: It's really close, but I think Melina wins after a few shot with her boot and her submission hold- I have no idea what it's called.

MD: Beth Phoenix by a long shot.

DP: Roadkill, your brother is right. Melina has no chance in hell.


John Cena vs. JBL- First Blood match

RK: Cena, but man. Bradshaw has to win once in a while. They should have him win this match, but Cena will to keep the little kids quite. Imagine if Cena lost- little Timmy wouldn't shut the hell up. It'd be "Daddy, Bwardshaw is a big meany stupidhead. He beated John Cena. Why you take me aw da way to San Jeigo if Jonh Cena wost?! Screw you daddy. I like mommy now." The dad would be all pissed and go to his wife, "I told you I shoulda worn a condom." Then he would leave and little Timmy would have no father. He would grow up a criminal and he would become president of Venezuala. He would nuke Stamford (bye-bye Tiatn Towers) and he would force the rest of the world to become like one of Venezuala's state prisons. Imagine Mrs.McDougal next store playing rolling roullete. Or Mr.Ivankloffski who just moved from Russia shooting at Eric, the emo kid who lives around the corner.

MD: I say that Roadkills being ridiculous, but I still think that Cena will win.

DP: Cena kicks asch.

RK: What the hell is asch.

DP: Ass.

RK: Then say ass, you ass.

DP: The FCC may be reading.

RK: THE FCC! REALLY?! I can't f'n belive you. Hey, I meant to right the F word.

FCC Worker: Deadopossum is right. The FCC is reading. We are sensoring your site until One Night Stand.

RK: What the hell just happened? I thought you guys were in charge of radio and- ohh snap. Thanks JBL.

JBL: Your welcome.

RK: You just Closelined the FCC worker. He is a nice guy. He SHOULD GET HIS PUSH, WWE. AND I'M NOT JUST MAKING THIS UP AS I'M GOING ALONG. NO SIREE-

Sorry, but Roadkill was mauled by the entire FCC while finishing this article. The FCC sued him for hiring the APAto take out the FCC guy. Yes, the APA. Simmons couldn't make it. Anyway, RK countersued and won a million dollars, paying WWE to make Triple H and The Undertaker win at One Night Stand.

Too many Surprises in WWE

I thought about it long and hard. WWE has been shocking us too much lately. I have evidence, too. It was Royal Rumble 2008. We werte awaiting entry #30, when Cena's music hits. He comes in and wins the match. We all thought he wouldn't return until later this month, but that's not the case. Then even more shock, he uses his title shot at No Way Out. That's against tradition! And it's shocking! Cena loses, and the main event for Wrestlemania is HHH vs. Orton vs. Cena for the WWE title. Or at least we thought it was going to be the main event. It's right after Bunnymania, and before Big Show vs. Mayweather. We had a long night before WM was over. We all thought HHH or Cena was going to win, but Orton does. Then he loses it a month later. What the hell was the point of that?! You had a heel win Raw's WM main event but the good guy wins it at a lackluster PPV?! It's official- WWE tries to shock us too much.

Thoughts On Last Nights Raw

Raw is getting better every week in my opinion. And Smackdown is getting worse every week. Go figure. Last night on Raw we saw Jeff Hardy and Umaga in a match, only to end in a draw. These two will fight in a Falls Count Anywhere Match and ECW One Night Stand. The match type caught me as surprising, becuase Cena and Khali fought in one in last year's main event. This year's main event is a Last Man Standing match between HHH and Orton for the WWE title, but we saw that same exact match at No Mercy. This is why this PPV gets the lowest PPV buyrate every year. No one wants to see the main event. I would've went with a Falls Count Anywhere for the main event. And instead of JBL and Cena fighting in a First Blood, I would like a Last Man Standing match. Hardy vs. Umaga: First Blood would've been fine. Also, Batista beat Jericho, meaning that he will fight HBK at One Night Stand. The way they handled this whole thing from Backlash on is retarded. They could make Jericho and Batista turn heel and make it a 2 on 1 stretcher match, but that's not gonna happen. Or Jericho and HBK could gang up on Batista so it would kinda make sense, but WWE isn't smart enough to do that. Also, WWE made this storyline look more retarded than Timmy from South Park last night when they made the "Winner faces HBK at One Night Stand" stipulation. I could see if HBK was a title holder, and this were a title match, but COME ON. That's like making a, "Winner gets to be rivals with HBK for a month" stipulation. Batista should've interfered with the match on Sunday, his match with Jericho shouldn't have had a stip, and HBK should've just came out and superkicked the living crap outa him. Also, Pheonix beat Maria, HHH and Cena lost to JBL and Orton and oh- Regal was fired. He lost to Mr.Kennedy in a No DQ loser is fired match. This makes no sense, after he took Raw off the air, and he messed with matches, and made crazy stips. He should be un-fired and he should rival with Kennedy a little longer. Oh well, this is Roadkill. See you next time, I guess.

Judgement Day 2008 Result: Cena/JBL, Miz and Morrison vs. Kane and Punk

Unlike I predicted, Cena beat JBL and Miz and Morrison retained their tag titles. I could see me being wrong on Cena's match, but I was shocked that Morrison and Miz retained their titles.

Judgement Day Predictions

It's that time of year again, kids. That time when you order a PPV around May 19th, but Kane isn't even angry. Not one bit. It's Judgement Day! This year, we have Kane in a sqaush match! HHH in a cage match! Cena in yet another sqaush match! Boy, watching this is probably going to be worse than the real Judgement Day. Anyway, here are my predictions for this uneventful PPV (Remember, I predict the matches in the order I want to see them):



Kane and CM Punk def. Miz and John Morrison for WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
This one wasn't a hard choice. It's pretty darn obvious that they'll win, and tha Punk will turn on Kane after a title defense, and he'll win the ECW title thanks to the MITB case. WWE, you never fool me.

JBL def. John Cena
I originally thought Cena would win, but then I did some deep thinking. The winner of this match or Y2J/HBK will probably get the next WWE title shot. Jericho isn't ready yet, and his fued with Michaels is starting to get good, and I would like to see it last a little longer. JBL/Cena isn't exactly that good. Besides, we've seen this rivalry a million times already. I think JBL wins, and earns a #1 contender's spot on Raw.

BONUS MATCH: Umaga and Mark Henry def. Mr.Kennedy
There are only 6 matches tonight, and most of the outcomes are obvious. Kennedy/Regal was highly anticipated (by me atleast) but it's just not happening tonight. So, Regal makes Kennedy vs. Regal with the winner being King of the Ring for tonight, after the opening match. While he is entering, he announces that Umaga and Mark Henry will be representing him tonight. Kennedy is doing good. Umaga is out of the ring, and he is dominating Henry. He hits the Kenton Bomb, The Lambu Leap (Or was it Greenbay plunge? I forget.), and the Mic Check on Henry. Henry is out cold. While he is pinning him, Umaga belly flops Kennedy. He picks him up and Samoan Spikes him for the win. Everyone leaves, but Henry is still out cold. Big Show's music hits, and the crowd goes crazy. He is going to chokeslam Henry, but Mark reverses it into a World's Strongest Slam. Two fueds in one match. Pretty damn good, ain't it?

Mickie James def. Beth Phoenix, Melina WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH
Mickie wins after a Chick Kick (Mick Kick?) to Melina and one to Beth Phoenix

Shawn Michaels def. Chris Jericho
HBK wins exactly how he won at Backlash. A Walls of Jericho injures his leg a little. He gets up and Superkicks the crap out of Jericho for a victory.

Edge def. The Undertaker WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Edge and The Undertaker hit their finishers multiple times. The match ends after The Undertaker hits a Last Ride on Edge. Edge hangs on and locks in the Gogoplata. Taker taps, and Edge is the new WHC.

Triple H def. Randy Orton WWE TITLE STEEL CAGE MATCH
Triple H is the obvious choice here. I would like to see him Pedigree Orton at the top of the Cage, too. My guess is that JBL will be his next #1 contender.

Well, there you have it. I will be doing this again in 2 weeks for One Night Stand, where every match will be an extreme rules match. Because that worked SO well last year.

The best idea for a tournament ever

I had a weird dream. There were these bees. They all were doing Dane Cook's hand signal. Weird. They were chasing me because I called Lewis Black a faggot. Even Weirder, because Lewis Black is funny but a little crazy and I would never do that. Then they stung me, but I wasn't hurt. I sung the Beatles' "Imagine". I woke up. I kinda knew it was a dream, because if it wasn't, that would've been one of those visions you see when you take too much LSD. (Hey, that ryhmes!) Then I thought of an idea for a movie- a bee movie. No, not the one with Jerry Seinfeild that you hated but watched because your 4 year-old son wouldn't stop begging you to get off your lazy ass and take him to the movies. No. Now, they've had Snakes on a Plane, Cockroaches on a Skateboard, and even Michael Jackson and Herbert from Family Guy in a dark closet with little Timmy, but those don't even come close to the horror in this movie, titled- AFRICAN KILLER BEES IN A PURSE. It gives you the creeps already, doesn't it? Anyway, the first scene starts out with little old Mrs.McDougal from across the street, getting into her car. She sees bees, and they come towards her car. They are going to sting her, because she's too old to roll up the window or actually drive. They sting her and theopening credits roll. They show a 16 year-old girl talking to one of her boyfriends on the phone. The bees sting the crap out of her, and make a hive in her purse. In the next scene, Captain Underpants kills all the bees. The movie ends at Christmas when Tiny Tim finally gets that big red firetruck he wanted. We could even get Samuel L. Jackson to yell, "I'm tired of these motherf'n African Killer Bees in this motherf'n purse." This would would definetely win an Oscar. I'm positive of that. Anyway, I've been thinking of how much tournaments like Beat the Clock Sprints and that tourny we saw on SD suck. WWE should think of a new tournament, something more interesting. Something like, A BallPark Tournament. Some of you may be thinking, "Man, what the hell is a ballpark tournament." First of all, how dare you question me! Second of all, this tournament is a little complicated. Not as complicated as TNA's Feast or Fired, but complicated. There are 4 -6 people involved. You chose a "9th inning", or a deadline. This tournament goes on until the deadline. When you lose, you are elimanated. To win, you must have the most wins by the deadline, or you must be the last one standing. Doesn't it sound like a great tournament?

Thoughts on 5/12 Raw

Raw was good last night. Full of surprises. Here is what I liked and disliked:

GOOD STUFF:
Jeff Hardy's return was very unexpected. They said he wouldn't be back until June, but I guess he came back early. He beat Umaga, and I knew he would right after the mtach was announced.

Cade turned on Murdoch- finally. I was waiting for this to happen.

BAD STUFF:
The "Regal being the most powerful man in WWE" thing is getting retarded.

Everyting else.

CM Punk's MITB Breifcase

Happy belated Mother's day to all, and sorry I haven't blogged in quite a few days. I've been busy with my new dog. She's a beagle, and her name is Layla. After the Eric Clapton song. You actually think I'd name her after a diva? I'm not that obsessed with WWE. Anyway, at Judgement Day, Miz and Morrison are fighting Kane and Punk for the WWE tag titles. (Oh God. I don't think anyone else knew about that. Maybe I am that obsessed with WWE.) When I read about this match, I knew it would suck and thought, "What's the point of this?" Then I realized that Punk is Mr.MITB and Kane is the ECW champion. Kane and Punk would probably win, so they'd rival with Miz and Morrison until ECW One Night Stand. Every match is going to be an Extreme Rules match that night, so Punk could abandon Kane, only to cost their team the match. Punk could cash in his breifcase right then and there, and he would become the new ECW champion. This would make perfect sense, because the MITB is usually used at a lackluster PPV, and last year One Night Stand had the lowest buyrate of 2007.

Thoughts on Smackdown/ ECW Title picture/ Why Regal took Raw off the air

Smackdown was very good last night. I would say great, but from 9:25 to 9:50, it was Friday night "cram a bunch of junk into 25 minutes" Smackdown. The Finlay match and the tag team match weren't nessacery. Besides that, I liked Smackdown.

After The Undertaker was stripped of the world title, what's going down next week? I think I know. Vickie will probably give the title to Edge. The Undertaker will use his rematch clause, making a match at Judgement Day. Khali would ask to be put in, and he would be, but only to "protect Edge from The Undertaker". Of course, Khali would do the exact opposite. Also next week, I would like to see MVP win a #1 contender's match for the U.S. title, making a No DQ match at Judgement Day. (The important part is No DQ). Also, I think that Henry will squash a cruiserweight and Show will yell at him for it- again. This would set up a match for Judgement Day, but the match would be announced later in the week on WWE.com or next week.



Next I want to talk about the ECW title picture. It is not very good. Not good at all. Kane/Chavo is starting to get old. They need to spice up the ECW title picture. I know how they can. At Judgement Day, Kane faces Bam and Chavo is a handicapped match, and if Chavo's side wins, then he is ECW champ. If not, Kane retains his title. Kane would win that match. 2 weeks later, at ECW One Night Stand, Kane and Chavo would fight for the title in an extreme rules match. Kane would win that too. They would be done. Now, the WWE draft was 2 weeks after One Night Stand last year, so I assume that will be the case this year. Anyway, the week before the draft, Kane would warn all new SD and ECW competitors to watch out. He would beat Elijah Burke that night, just to show that he's pretty good. It's the draft now. Snitsky and Mark Henry have been brought to ECW. Mr.Kennedy has been brought to Smackdown. On ECW, Armando Estrada announces that Kane is fighting Snitsky for the ECW title at Night of Champions (the new PPV, premiering June 27th). Kane would beat Snitsky. On the next ECW, Snitsky would beat Chavo and Dreamer in a #1 contender's match for Kane's title. Mark Henry would also beat Kane. Next week, Armando would announce that Kane would defend his title against not only Snitsky, but also Mark Henry in a triple threat match at The Great American Bash. Kane would win that too. On the following ECW, Mark Henry would attack Kane, and it would be announced on WWE.com later that week that Kane will face Mark for the title in a No DQ match at Summerslam. Kane would win. On the following ECW, Kane would face Henry for the title yet again, (singles match) and he would win. On the next ECW, Armando Estrada would announce that CM Punk will get a shot at Kane at Unforgiven, and he wouldn't have to his his MITB breifcase. He says he's getting the title shot because he's a hard worker and he always comes out on top. Mr.Kennedy comes out and says that he has both those qualities, and he should get an ECW title shot. So, Armando makes it Kennedy vs. Punk in a #1 contneder's match later tonight. Kennnedy wins, and he beats Kane at Unforgiven. Kane beats Kennedy in a non-title match on ECW, giving him a title shot at No Mercy. Kennedy would win at No Mercy, but after the match, Punk would cash in his MITB briefcase and win the ECW title. On ECW, Armado brings out Snitsky, Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, Kane, Mr.Kennedy, and CM Punk. He reminds them all that the next PPV is Cyber Sunday, the PPV where fans vote for stuff in each match. He announces that it will be Kane vs. Kennedy vs. CM Punk vs. the fans choice of either Henry, Snitsky, or V for the ECW title at Cyber Sunday. V wins in the voting, but Punk retains at Cyber Sunday.
Well, that's my idea. Hope you liked it.

For those of you wondering, the reason they had Regal take Raw off the air was to plant a seed for an upcoming HHH/Regal fued.

Judgement Day 2008: What I want to see

Judgement Day 2008 is just a few weeks away. I was thinking up a bunch of matches that I would like to see on the card. Take a look:

U.S. Title- Matt Hardy vs. MVP, No DQ match
We've seen these 2 fight, but never in a No DQ match. This would be a nice 20 minute match, and Matt Hardy would come out on top.

Batista and Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels
They both think Michaels is faking the knee injury, and we all know that it was real. Well, its' not really real, but it's supposed to be so the storyline can be continued. Anyway, Michaels could get mad at them for accusing he faked it, and they would get mad, he would challenge them to a handicapped match, and they would accept, and we would have our match. Batista and Jericho win.

ECW Title match- Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero and Bam Neely
They did the same thing with Lashley/Mcmahon last year. If they could do it here, they might be able to save this dying rivalry. Oh, Kane wins.

Women's title- Beth Phoenix vs. Candice Michelle vs. Maria vs. Mickie James
This is a quick match, and Mickie retains.

Big Show vs. Mark Henry
If you read the Smackdown spoilers, you'll see that Big Show yells at Henry for destroying Nunzio. That could set up a match at Judgement Day. It wouldn't be a good match, but still. After what's going to happen on Friday, you'll see why I think this should be a match. Big Show wins.

JBL vs. John Cena
JBL said that he wants Cena on Raw- so why not fight at Judgement Day? Cena wins here in a rather short 10 minute match.

Smackdown World Heavyweight title match- The Great Khali vs. Edge vs. The Undertaker
If you read the SD spoilers, you'd know that The Undertaker is stripped of his title, and then goes on to beat the hell out of Khali. Chances are that Edge will get the title, The Undertaker will use his rematch clause, and The Great Khali would be put in there by Vickie Guerrero to "take out The Undertaker". Khali woud be smarter by taking out Edge too. Edge would win here. After The Undertaker chokeslames Khali, The Undertaker will taunt to the crowd and Edge will pin Khali.

Promo: Trevor Murdoch comes out and says that he hasn't been the best wrestler lately. They show clips of him losing a bunch of matches, Lance Cade's dissapointed face, and Trevor singing to Lance. He says he's sorry that's he dissapointed, but losing is losing, and everyone is in a bit of a slump one in a while. Lance Cade comes out and says that the only person in a slump is Trevor Murdoch. He says that he's ashamed to be his tag team partner and leaves the ring.

World tag team titles- Carlito and Santino Marrella vs. Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly
This match has been anticipated for a long time, and I think they should have it at Judgment Day. Santino and Carlito would get on the mic before the match. I think Cody Rhodes and Holly would drop the titles.

WWE Title- Randy Orton vs. Triple H
This match is already happening, and we all know who's gonna win. (Hint: Triple H).

So, there you have it. I hope all these matches happen at Judgement Day.

Thoughts on Raw/Backlash/ECW

Backlash was cool. Better than I expected, too. The matches were a little less predictable, too. I thought that was odd, because usually I'm right when I predict a match. Anyway, let's observe each match, shall we?:

Matt Hardy vs. MVP- U.S. Championship
Matt Hardy wins. Not what I predicted. This gets 4 out of 5 stars.

ECW Title- Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero w/Bam Neely
O.K. match. I knew Kane would win. 2 out of 5 stars. I'm being very generous by giving it 2 stars.

The Great Khali vs. Big Show
I didn't think the show would win. Good match, with alot of submission holds. 3 out of 5 stars.

Shawn Michaels vs. Batista Special ref Chris Jericho
Not that bad, but not great. 3 out of 5 stars.

12 Diva Tag Team match
Every lackluster PPV has a crappy divas match. I was right about the outcome, but 1 out of 5 stars.

World Heavyweight Title- Edge vs. The Undertaker
The Undertaker wins in a 4 star match.

WWE title match, elimanation fatal four way match- John Cena vs. Triple H vs. JBL vs. Randy Orton
Unpredictable ending, and a good match. 5 out of 5 stars here. This and the U.S. Title match stole the show.

Thoughts on Raw:

Raw was pretty good. This guy I know, Nick, was there. The Kennedy/Regal thing was gold. Trevor Murdoch looked like a retard singing to Lance Cade. Countrymusicfest is in June, Murdoch. I didn't get Regal taking Raw off the air during the main event though. I mean, what could you possibly do with that? Creative team sucks.

Thoughts on ECW:

3 words: ECW IS SCREWED. Well, I don't know if ECW is a word, but still. How are they going to work with Tazz and Adamle leaving the ring. What the hell does that lead to? I hope this is Adamle's firing storyline. I can't listen to "Get Bizzay", "Mike The Miz", "Jamaican me crazy", "The Tazz", and "Da Duece" much longer.

Rivalries all built around Backlash

Posted by Roadkill





Alright, I have 2 storylines all built around Backlash. One involves Chris Jericho, and the other invovles the WWE title. Here is the first one:





Rivalry: Chris Jericho and Batista vs. Shawn Michaels





Why: Chris Jericho costs HBK the match at Backlash.





How it goes: At Backlash, Chris Jericho costs HBK his match with Batista after he hits him with his I.C. title.

On Raw, HBK says, "Jericho, why would you do that to me? What have I ever done to you? What would motivate you to do something like that. Why Jericho, why?" Then Y2J and Batista come out together. Jericho says, " I did what I did for a reason. Michaels, Batista is right. Your ego gets in the way of everything you do. Like Batista said, I will never get to see Ric Flair, my mentor, wrestle again because of you." Michaels responds, "Is this because of Ric? Ric?! Guys everyone has gotten over this. Stop living in the past, will you. Everyone has gotten over this. " "Everyone but us, " says Batista. "You are being so nonchalant about this and I think I know why. Because you hated Flair. You were jealous of his legacy, and you wanted to end his career." HBK says, "Flair was a friend. I wasn't jealous of him, I was happy for him. He had a great career." Then Jericho says, "He did have a great career. But'll you'll never live up to him. You'll never even come close." HBK says, "I know I never will. But you won't either. In fact-" BAM! HBK gets whacked with Jericho's I.C. title.

On the next Raw, Batista and Jericho face Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly. Batista pins Cody after a Batista Bomb. After the match, Shawn Michaels comes out and challenges Chris Jericho to a title match at Judgement Day. Jericho accepts.

On Smackdown, Batista beats CM Punk. After the match, Jericho, who is managing Batista, gives Punk a codebreaker as a message to HBK.

On Raw, Batista fights Shawn Michaels. The match ends in DQ afetr HBK hits Batista with a chair. He hits him a bunch of times with the chair, and Batista is bloodied up. HBK says, "Jericho, look at Batista. You've been warned."

At Judgement Day, Jericho wisn after Batista distracts HBK, allowing Jericho to hit the codebreaker.

On Raw, Batista is on the highlight reel. Jericho says, "Batista, at Judgement Day, you saved me from Shawn Michaels. You saved me from a loss. You saved me from losing my title. When you did all that, you showed that you had my back. Well, now, I want to repay you. Batista, I got your back." Batista and him shake hands, and then Regal's music hits. He announces that right now, Batista is going to fight Shawn Michaels. In the match, HBK is about to win, but a distraction from Jericho costs him the match.

Next week, Shawn Michaels is attacked by Batista and Y2J backstage.

On Raw, Shawn Michaels returns the favor by attacking Y2J and Batista backstage.

On the following Monday, Shawn Michaels beats Mr.Kennedy in a #1 contender's match for the I.C. title. It is announced that the match is HBK vs. Jericho and Batista at Night of Champions (a new PPV premeiring June 27th) in a handicapped match, and if Jericho's side wins, he retains his title, but if HBK wins, he gets the title.

On Smackdown, Batista and Jericho beat Kane in a handicapped match.

On Raw, Batista and Jericho face Triple H and Shawn Michaels as DX. DX wins. Backstage though, HBK is brutally attacked by Y2J and Batista.

HBK wins at Night of Champions.

On Raw, Jerichohas Batista on The Highlight Reel and blames Batista for the loss. Batista says Jericho lost fair and square, and that if it were'nt for him, he'd had lost the title a month ago at Judgement Day. Jericho says that Batista didn't do anything at Judgement Day. Batista asks them to replay the clip, proving Jericho wrong. Jericho says, "That. That was help. Batista, I could've still won I never needed you-" Boom! Batista spears Jericho and leaves the ring.

On Smackdown, Batista beats Jericho. After the match, Theodore Long comes out and says, "Guys, this is a message from William Regal. On Raw, you 2 and Shawn Michaels will fight for the Intercontinental title."

Shawn Michaels wins on Raw.

Rivalry: Triple H vs. Randy Orton

Why: Triple H wants WWE title.

How it goes: It's Backlash. Cena and JBL have been elimanated from the match. Orton and HHH are left. HHH puts Orton through a table, but can't pin him outside the ring. He brings him inside, Orton kicks out, and ends up winning the match.

On Raw, Triple H shows the part of the Backlash match where he pedigrees Orton through the table, but he can't pin him. He says, "I had the match won right there. I should be the WWE champion. But it was outside the ring, so I couldn't. But if it were a diffrent match: A last man standing match, a falls count anywhere match, or a tables match, I would've won." The William Regal comes out and says, "Triple H, you've sparked an idea in my head. At Judgement Day, we will start a 3 stages of hell match between you and Orton for the WWE title. The frist match will be at Judgment Day, the second at ECW One Night Stand, and the thrid at our newest PPV, Night of Champions. But tonight, HHH, you will face JBL. If you win, you get to pick the match stipulation at Judgement Day. If you lose, Orton picks the stipulation." Triple H beats JBL.

Next week, JBL convinces William Regal to give him a match with Randy Orton. If he wins, he will face Orton at Judgement Day, and not Triple H. JBL is about to win, but Triple H interferes and beats the hell out of Orton, giving him the win. He pedigrees JBL and Orton, then grabs a mic. He says, "Orton, at Judgement Day, me and you will fight in a Falls Count Anywhere match."

The Raw before the PPV, Triple H beats Umaga. After the match, he pedigrees him onto the steel steps. He says, "Orton, look at Umaga. Look at him. That's you on Sunday."

Triple H wins at Judgement Day. (Remember, a 3 stages of hell match is like a best 2 out of 3 match. He hasn't won the WWE title just yet.)

On Raw, Triple H gets to pick the next stipulation, as long as he beats a surprise opponent tonight. The surprise opponent, or opponents I should say, are Carlito and Santino Marella. Triple H is squashing them, but then a distraction from Orton costs Triple H the match. Then he bloodies him up with a steel chair and kicks him in the head twice.

On Monday, Randy Orton says that the match at ECW One Night Stand will be a street fight. He says that he will be fighting someone in a street fight tonight to prepare for the match. The refs bring out a jobber, and the match starts. Orton wins very quickly. Then Orton says that he's willing to fight in another street fight and takes an open challenge for later tongiht. Cody Rhodes answers that challenge, but falls short against Orton.

The match at One Night Stand ends in a double-pin.

On Raw, William Regal announces that because of the double-pin, HHH and Orton willl fight in a tables match tonight, and the match will count as part 2 of the 3 stages of hell match. Orton wins.

Next week, William Regal announces that the final match will be at Night of Champions, and it will be a Hell in a Cell match. He also announces that tonight, Triple H will face Mr.Kennedy. HH wins.

Next week, Orton beats Jeff Hardy but mis pedigreed after the match.

Orton wins at Night of Champions and retains his title.

Official Backlash Predictions

Sorry I haven't blogged in a few days. I'm a very busy man. I have to wake up, brush my teeth, get dressed, and eat breakfast. That's like, 6 things. Anyway, here are my official Backlash predictions. Remeber that I predict the matches in the order I think they will appear on the card:

1st match: ECW title match- Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero w/ Bam Neely
I know this match will be first- it is at almost every PPV. I think Kane will take the gold in this one. If I were in charge, I'd make this a 10-15 minute match. I would also have the ref get knocked out, allowing Bam to interfere. If any of that happens, this match would exceed it's very low expectations.

2nd match: 12 Diva tag team match
I think that Natalya's team will win this. Normally, this match would be quick, but based on the rather-long-for-divas match between Cherry and Natalya on SD, this match will go for about 10-15 minutes.

3rd match: U.S. title- MVP vs. Matt Hardy
MVP will win, but this match will steal the show. This match will probably run for a good 30 minutes.

4th match: Big Show vs. The Great Khali
This is going to be bore-fest, spring 2008. As Batista said in his book, when 2 big guys meet, it never works out. This match will end in double count-out and will run for 10-15 minutes.

5th match: The Undertaker vs. Edge- WHC match
I know that most of you are thinking this should be the main event, but it won't be. It was the main event at WM24 only because they didn't want to end WM on a sour note by having Orton win. The Undertaker wins in 30-35 minutes with the submission hold.

6th match: Batista vs. Shawn Michaels w/ special ref Chris Jericho
This match is a good 30 minute match. Batista wins.

Main event: Randy Orton vs. John Cena vs. JBL vs. Triple H- WWE title elimanation match
This should be a long one. Avery long one. I say John Cena is elimanated first, after a closeline from hell followed by a pedigree. Then JBL is elimanated after a pedigree. Triple H looks good, but after the pedigree, he is RKO'd. Triple H kicks out. They fight outside, and Orton is pedigreed through a table. Triple H tries to pin him, btu Orton kicks out. Stuff happens, and Orton wins.

Yep, so that's what I think will happen. I still think they should add a mid-card rivalry match to help shorten matches like Show/Khali and Batista/HBK. Maybe Mr.Kennedy's return. He wasn't injured, he was just filming a movie in a foriegn country. Maybe he could fight someone like Super Crazy. Or better yet, Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes could fight Santino and Carlito. Non-title though. They can save that for Raw. If that match did happen, it would last a good 10-20 minutes.

Regal wins king of the ring

Damn. This is just bad on the creative team's part.

WWE title rivalry

Alright, I have a big rivalry:





Rivalry: Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton




Why: Both want WWE title

How it goes: It is the Raw after Night of Champions (It's a new PPV. They're getting rid of Vengence and replacing it with this. I was shocked too.), and the main event is Randy Orton vs.
John Cena. Orton wins, and after the match, Chris Jericho comes out and says, "Orton, I want your title" and leaves.
Next week, Jericho comes out and talks to the fans. "Last week," he says, "I told Orton I wanted his title. Now, you fans may think I'm greedy for doing this. But Chris, you might say, you already have 1 title. Isn't that enough? Well, I'm happy with my current title, but I should be the current WWE champion. Let me take you all back to Armageddon, the December PPV. I was about to win my WWE title match." Then JBL comes out. "Let me finish that nice little story for ya," he says. "You were about to win. But then I came in and cost you the whole damn match. So as far as I'm concerned, the only thing that's blocking your path to the WWE title is me, JBL. And you'll never get past that obstacle- Never Ever. Because I always have been, and always will be better than you." Jericho responds, "You think you're better than me? You?! JBL, I can beat you at anytime, anywhere, under any stipulation." "Anytime?" JBL responds. "Anywhere? Under any stipulation? How about tonight, in a no DQ match, with the winner getting a shot at the WWE title at The Great American Bash." "You're on," says Jericho. Jericho beats JBL.
On Raw, the opening match is Randy Orton vs. Super Crazy. Orton wins in a minute. As Orton is leaving, Jericho comes out and gives him a codebreaker. Later in the night, Jericho defends his Intercontinental title aginst Jeff Hardy and Mr.Kennedy. Jericho throws Hardy out of the ring and hits the codebreaker on Kennedy. Orton, who is doing commentary, gets out of his seat and distracts Jericho. Kennedy rolls Jericho up while he is being distracted, picking up the I.C. title.
Next week, Jericho faces Kennedy in a non-title match. Jericho wins. Orton faces Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly in the main event. The match ends in DQ after Jericho interferes. He gives Orton the Walls of Jericho, and he taps (even though it's not a match).
Orton wins at The Great American Bash. Jericho has Orton in the walls, and Orton taps his hand on the mat twice (you need to tap 3 times to tap out). Jericho thinks he won, so he celebrates. Orton gets up and RKOs Jericho, then pins him.
On Raw, Orton has an "Age of Orton Banquet" to celebrate his victory. Jericho crashes the party and throws Orton through one of the tables.
Next week, William Regal announces that Jericho will fight Orton at Summerslam, but in a Falls Count Anywhere match. He also says that tonight, Orton will face Jeff Hardy. Orton beats Jeff Hardy.
Next week, Orton gets to pick Jericho's opponent, and he picks Snitsky. Jericho wins, but is RKOd by Orton post-match.
On Raw, Jericho beats Mr.Kennedy and Orton beats Hacksaw Jim Duggan. He punts Jim's head in after the match.
On Monday, Orton faces Shawn Michaels. He wins. After the match, Jericho comes out and tries to attack Orton, but is RKOd.
The Summerslam match ends in a no-contest because both men couldn't go on. Both men were bloodied, battered, and beaten. There was a table set up in front of one of the ring aprons. Orton RKOd Jericho of the top of that ring apron, but he went through the table while doing so.
On Raw, Jericho begs for another title shot. Regal makes a compromise. He says that if he wins his match tonight, he will face Randy Orton at Unforgiven in a ladder match. Jericho's opponent is Umaga. Jericho wins his match.
Next week, Orton says mean things about Jericho. He says that he's a has-been and he shouldn't have come back to WWE. Jericho comes out with a steel chair and says, "There is an old saying for people like you. Silence is Golden. Also, SHUT UP YOU ARROGANT JERK!" (Substitue Jerk for a word you would use to describe a donkey or mule.) Orton says, "Jericho, I can say whatever I want, because at the end of the day, I can walk the walk and talk the-" BAM! Jericho whacks Orton across the head with the steel chair.
Jericho fights Triple H next week. Jericho is about to win, but Orton comes in and returns last week's favor with a chair shot.
At Unforgiven, Jericho wins.

SD Spoilers

Here are this weeks SD spoilers, courtesy of wrestlezone.com:

MVP beat Tommy Dreamer. Matt Hardy did commentary.

Hornswoggle beat Matt Striker.

Chavo Guerrero beat Jamie Noble.

The Big Show beat Mark Henry by DQ when Great Khali got involved and laid out Show.

Cherry beat Victoria.

Vladimir Kozlov beat Leroy Kincaid, billed from London.

Chris Jericho did an in-ring segment with Batista saying that Batista is just mad he wasn't the person to retire Ric Flair, so Batista laid him out.

Batista vs. The Undertaker went to a double countout after Edge's crew got involved. Vickie Guerrero announced a rematch, for the World title, on next week's episode.

Fan of the Month

For the 1st time ever, I am picking the fan of the month. This month's Fan is...

Transplante de Cabelo! He wrote an awsome comment, and I felt I had to acknowledge it. So you, my friend, are April's Fan of the month.

Everyone else, don't be jealous. Send me an awesome e-mail at roadkill25@gmail.com , or write an awesome comment, (Like Transplante de Cableo), and you could be May's fan of the month.

Thoughts on Last Night's Raw/King of the Ring prediction

I have a few things I want to say about last night's Raw. Wow! Wow again! It was the best Raw in quite a few weeks. I am exited about The King of the Ring tournament. But we'll talk about that a little later.

I guess you could say my favorite match was the women's title match. I liked it because it was watchable, it was Mickie James and not Maria, and because there was a title change. Beth had that title for too long. Way too long, at least for a women's title. That's what I hate about the women's division. Sometimes, the reigns as champs can get a little long. Take Trish Stratus, for instance. She held her title for almost a year before losing it to Mickie James at Wrestlemania

22. If this were a world title I wouldn't be complaining like this, but this is a mid-card title. (No offense to the divas.) Wait, knix that last sentence. If you leave a strap on ANYONE too long, the fans become less interested, less people watch, and you lose the money.

Know I'll talk about the King of the Ring tournament. I like it. Alot. But they should stop making it "return" every two years and just turn it back into a PPV. But besides that, this King of the Ring gets no complaints. In fact, here is exactly how I think the King of the Ring should
go:

1st round:

Chris Jericho def. Shelton Benjamin (quick match, around 5 minutes)

Matt Hardy def. Carlito (Longer match, around 15 minutes)

John Cena def. Big Show after Khali interferes, allowing Cena to get Show into the STFU (7-10 minute match)

JBL def. CM Punk (Same length as Cena's match, or around that)

Triple H def. Edge (15 minute match)

Randy Orton def. Batista (15 minute match)

Shawn Michaels def. MVP (10 minute match)

Umaga def. Funaki (30 second squash)

Second Round:

JBL def. Chris Jericho (10 minute match)

John Cena def. Matt Hardy (15 minute match)

Shawn Michaels def. Mr.Kennedy (10 minute match)

Triple H def. Umaga (15 minute match)

Randy Orton gets a bye because he's WWE champ.

3rd round:

Shawn Michaels def. JBL (10 minute match)

Triple H def. Cena, Orton (25 minute match)

Main event:

Shawn Michaels def. Triple H (30 minute match)

This would be a great way to have 2008 King of the Ring.

The Great American Bash 2007: Why it failed

The Great American Bash 2007. It was horrible. The matches were underhyped and overhyped. I had a viewing party for this PPV. My choices were either that or Summerslam. I knew I should've picked Summerslam.

Everyone complains about this PPV, but no one ever tries to figure out why it was so bad. Well, I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm going to figure out why The Bash was so bad.

The first reason The Bash was so bad was because some matches were underhyped. Let's take a look at the underhyped matches:

Underhyped matches at The GAB 2007

Carlito vs. Sandman- Singapore can on a pole match

No one even knew this match was going to happen. It wasn't on the original card. The rules weren't very clear, and Sandman and Carlito had just started fueding 2 weeks prior.

Cruiserweight Open for the Cruiserweight title
This match wasn't on the original card either. They just threw it in and had Hornswoggle win it. This was a very short, sloppy match and it seemed like the wrestlers were'nt prepared for it.

WHC: Khali vs. Batista vs. Kane
This match was announced 48 hours before The Bash. I liked the idea, but the match was short, sloppy, and boring. It was predictable that Khali would win too.

Jeff Hardy vs. Umaga- IC title
This was the best match on the card. It was underhyped, but it still worked.

Now let's take a look at the overhyped matches:

Overhyped matches

John Morrison vs. CM Punk for the ECW title

This match was pretty overhyped. They dedicated a whole episode of ECW to this one match. It wasn't so great, either. The match was a little boring.

John Cena vs. Bobby Lashley for the WWE title
Everyone knows this match was overhyped. It was a little below par, too.

Now, here are the matches that were correctly hyped:

Correctly hyped matches

Melina vs. Candice Michelle

These 2 had been fueding for months. Hell, they even had their own posses!

MVP vs. Matt Hardy

Hardy had beaten MVP, so he got his title shot. I thought for sure that Hardy would win, but I was wrong.

Randy Orton vs. Dusty Rhodes in a Texas Bullrope match

This was a very entertaining rivalry, but the match wasn't so good. Oh well.

Here is another reason the bash failed:

Mathes like Carlito vs. Sandman and the cruiserweight open shouldn't have happened. They were unessacery, and they were low quality. Why don't you add a match that has actually been hyped. Or why don't you just leave this spot on the card balnk?

Well, know you mnow why the bash failed. Here are some ways WWE can keep it from failing again:

Take away the no hype matches. It'll give you more time for main event matches. It'll also give you time to have matches like Cena/Lshley and Morrison/Punk to live up to the hype. Let's hope that The Bash 2008 will be a lot better.

SD Spoilers for tonight

Here are tonight's SD results (courtesy of wrestlingforum.com):

A bunch of dancers are out with The Great Khali to start Smackdown. His manager says Khali has a peace offering. The Big Show comes out. Khali gives the Big Show a bunch of Indian things including a goat. They shake hands then Show knocks him out with one blow. Lame segment.

John Morrison and The Miz def. Shanon Moore and Jimmy Wang-Yang

Finlay and Hornswoggle def. Matt Stryker

Victoria with "Natalia" (Nattie Neidhart). Nat cuts a short promo. Michelle comes out, bell rings for a match with Victoria. Victoria wins after Nat throws something at Michelle to distract her.

HBK/Batista in ring segment. HBK says everyone has moved on except Batista. Batista says HBK stabbed people in the back. Michaels and Batista could get by on size, but he couldn't. So he did what he had to. Segment ends with Michaels faking sweet chin music and then a brief brawl.

Vladimir Kozlov defeated Matt Logan. This will never make TV, but Kozlov botched his introduction twice, first by heading out before they were filming and then walking backstage as the lights were on. Absolutely hysterical live.

MVP comes out to do commentary for Matt Hardy vs. Chuck Palumbo. Hardy wins via the twist of fate. Matt then yells at MVP, who leaves the ring area.

Undertaker defeated Festus via gogoplata. Ref bump that led to nothing, new ref came down to call for the bell.