Wrestlemania Predictions

It's that time of year again! The birds, flowers, and bees are all here. No, not spring, Wrestlemania time! And since it's Wrestlemania time, I am posting my official WM24 predictions:

MITB Ladder Match:
I thought that Jeff Hardy would win this match, but he's suspended. I guess it's a seven man MITB match this year. As for the winner, I have my money on Chris Jericho. Who else in this match deserves a title shot?

Finlay vs. JBL:
Finlay. I see Hornswoggle returning at WM too.

Batista vs. Umaga:
The WWE has been making this one kinda obvious. Batista won the videogame match, and he beat the hell outa Umaga on Raw 2 weeks ago. Come on? Can't you add more build-up to this one? I feel like they're not even fighting with each other.

Big Show vs. Floyd Mayweather:
I hate Mayweather and I love Show. But Mayweather is gonna win this one. I have an alternate storyline using Mayweather, by the way.

Bunnymania:
It's not a title match, so the heel woman's not gonna win. Candice and Maria steal this one, in a crappy but funny (funny because Snoop Dogg's the special ref) match.

Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels:
Michaels will win. They won't end Flai's career before or after 'Mania. That's just wrong.

10 man battle royal/ECW title match:
Not sure about the battle royal. There are 24 possibilities.As for the title match, Chavo loses no matter what.

Edge vs. The Undertaker:
Undertaker. It's Wrestlemania. He can't lose.

Randy Orton vs. John Cena vs. Triple H:
Triple H, definetely. Orton- you can't have a heel win the main event. Cena- he's going to shoot a movie after 'Mania, and he's been in the limelight for too long. Triple H- deserves it. Personally, I would have Hardy win the MITB, have Orton win the title match, and then have Hardy use his title shot after the match. He would headline 'Mania! But, that can't happen, because- well, you know why.

Show on Conan

Big Show was on Late night with Conan O'Brien last might. Here is a recap of the show:

Big Show claims that his wife is bigger than Floyd Mayweather, and he can do anything to Mayweather at Mania, even “Kiss him on the mouth” (ACTUAL QUOTE).

Show then told a funny story about his wife being the meanest person on the planet, and how she named their pet turtle “Big Slow” as a rib. Big Show claimed they could never have kids. Quote: “As mean as she is and as big as I am, if we had a son, it’d be the Anti-Christ!”

Show then told a story about getting a New York hot dog, then a crowd of kids came out for autographs and pictures. The hot dog vendor then put all hot dogs “half-price, only one dollar!” Conan then said Big Show was tricked, and $1 is the REGULAR price for a hot dog, and Big Show got a stamp of the word “ASS” superimposed on his face.

Things you should do before you Die

I was reading some old issues of WWE Magazine last night. I got to an article in the March 2007 issue called "101 things every fan should do before he/she dies". I read it. Knowing that the article was just a buncha Merchandising propoganda, I came up with my own list. So without Further adue:

Things a WWE fan should do before He/She Dies: According to Roadkill

1. See Smackdown, ECW, or Raw live. At least once. Even if it's just a live event.
2. Hold a viewing party for a Pay Per View at least once.
3. Meet a WWE Superstar and get his autograph.
4. Meet a WWE Diva and get her autograph.
5. Donate some money to Lita's animal charity, A.D.O.R.E.
6. Eat a WWE Ice Cream bar. Most people say it's hard to find, but go to the Deli or the Ice Cream truck and it's right there.
7. Prank call the WWE Magazine editor hotline. The number is (203) 947-4297.
8. Make a blog or website about the WWE. Kinda like this one.
9. Turn a non-fan into a fan. How do you think I got into wrestling?
10. Subscribe to WWE Magazine for a whole year. I know most of you have already done this, but, and this may surprise you, I haven't.
11. Dress up as a wrestler for halloween.
12. Get your kid (if you have one) to dress up as a wrestler for halloween. But only if he's a wrestling fan.
13. Go to a TNA IMPACT show and wear WWE merchandise. The crowd will hate you. (Extra points for LOD face paint or a Rey Mysterio mask).
14. Bring a sign when you see the superstars live. Most people do, so this won't be so hard.
15. See a WWE superstar's Myspace page. I've seen Edge's.
16. See every Wrestlemania in chronological order. Not in one sitting, though. That would be over 100 hours of Wrestling!
17. Go on JR's site, http://www.jrsbarbq.com/.
18. For your next BBQ, use JR's BBQ sauce, which you can order from his site.
19. Read 3 books written by WWE superstars. So far, I've read two. (I've read Adam Copeland on Edge and Batista Unleashed.)
20. Buy a WWE DVD that isn't a PPV. (Example: Ladder match DVD, Undertaker's 15-0 DVD)
21. Buy a WWE that is a PPV. (Example: Summerslam 2007, Wrestlemania 21)
22. Contact a WWE superstar. Click on the link to find out how: http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-to-contact-wwe.html
23. Memorize the lyrics to at least one WWE Superstar's Theme Song.
24. Buy something on http://wweshop.com at least once.
25. Keep a collection of WWE Magazines.
26. Unlock all the Legends in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
27. Win General Manager mode in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
28. Get every answer right in a WWE Magazine quiz.
29. Play the WWE DVD board game once. It's WWE's only boardgame, and it's very hard.
30. Take a tour of Titan Towers. If they still do tours.
31. Meet a former WWE Superstar.
32. Meet one of the legends featured in any Smackdown vs. Raw game.
33. Download a few superstar's theme songs onto your Ipod, and put them all in the same playlist.
34. Watch Rey Mysterio perform the 619 live. I have, and it looks really cool.
35. Walk like Mr.Mcmahon in front of your friends, but only if they like WWE. It will make them laugh and laugh.
36. If you have a kid, try to get he/she into wrestling. Who knows, they might become the next Cena because you made them watch Raw one night.
37. Call a guy in a plaid shirt Mick Foley. Only if that guy is a fan, though.
38. Watch a few episodes of Holgan Knows Best. If you don't like it, rule 39 doesn't apply to you.
39. Get every episode of Holgan Knows Best on DVD. You can, it's on re-runs.
40. If you see that a Wrestler is on a show other than Smackdown, Raw, or ECW, make it your duty to watch that show.
41. On photoshop, make a photo mocking a superstar or diva. I've done it.
42. Read some of my spoilers I post at least once. Knowing the SD results can't hurt.
43. Buy that soundtrack Raw made. Put all the songs on your Ipod.
44. Know the answer to this question: What are the 4 faces of Mick Foley? This is elementary WWE, people.
45. If you can afford it, go to wrestling school. It's the only way you'll know if you have what it takes.
46. Visit Booker T's store, "The Jam Shop". Only if you live near it though. (The store is located somewhere in Houston.)
47. Know the Royal Rumble winners and which year they won. From Jim Duggan to Cena.
48. Read all of Mick Foley's books.
49. Attend Wrestlemania. I know quite a few who have. Before you ask, I' haven't attended 'Mania.
50. Complete everything on this list.

WWE Larry King Rescheduled/ Smackdown Spoilers

Last night, WWE superstars were supposed to appear on Larry King, but instead, Wolf Blitzer hosted and chatted about the war. The superstars are now scheduled to appear on 3/27. This show airs the same time as TNA Impact's first ever live episode.

Here are the spoilers for tommorow's Smackdown: (courtesy of wrestlingforum.com)

Batista d. Deuce & Domino in a total squash match. Batista hit a Batista Bomb on Domino to get the win

A backstage segment airs with Cherry talking trash. ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs. Undertaker is announced for later tonight.

Teddy Long announced that tonight's Diva competition between Cherry, Eve, Michelle McCool and Victoria will be an arm wrestling match.The arm wrestling table was setup in the ring. Victoria beat Eve, Michelle McCool beat Cherry. Michelle McCool beat Victoria. Victoria is the diva eliminated by the fans. Victoria attacks Michelle but she is able to counter and Victoria gets knocked to the outside.

Big Show d. Andy Douglas, Chase Stevens, & an unknown wrestler in a total squash match. Big Show nailed a right hand on Chase Stevens to get the victory

World Heavyweight Champion Edge d. Funaki in a squash match. Edge mocked Undertaker by picking up Funaki and hitting a Tombstone

The briefcase above the ring on the cable was for MVP's VIP Lounge which is up next. Chris Jericho is announced as the guest.The segment features a lot of verbal sparring. Jericho plays with MVP's name calling him a zit, loser, and a jackass. MVP ends up climbing the ladder and Jericho pushes him off.

Kane vs. Chuck Palumbo ends in no contest. The Great Khali comes out and gives Kane a hard chop and then a tree slam to both. Mark Henry comes out and takes out Khali. He hits a splash on Palumbo and the World's Strongest Slam on Kane. Big Daddy V was not featured in the segment.

WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison d. Jesse & Festus to retain. Jesse takes a pretty big beating before Festus gets the tag and cleans house. Festus ends up getting thrown out of the ring. The Miz scored the pinfall on Jesse after he hit the Reality Check.

ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs. The Undertaker is up next. Edge comes out with Chavo.The Undertaker b. ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero in a non-title match via submission. Undertaker dominated throughout until he ended up choking Chavo out. After the match, Edge hits the ring along with Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins. Undertaker attempts a chokeslam on one of the Edgeheads but Edge hits the Spear. All three beat Undertaker up in the ring with chairs.