Rivalries: MITB edition

Sunday night was Wrestlemania. One of the matches was the annual Money in the bank match. I have some thoughts about next year's MITB match, so I decided to make a storyline around the match. Read on:

Rivalry: MITB qualifier vs. MITB qualifier vs. MITB qualifier vs. MITB qualifier vs. ...

Why: They all want to be Mr.MITB

How it goes: It's the SD after Royal Rumble. Rey Mysterio lost a world title match. And Edge didn't win the Royal Rumble. So Edge has Vince Mcmahon on The Cutting Edge. He begs Vince for a World Title shot, but Vince won't give it to him. He says, "Edge if you want a title shot, I'll put you in the Money in the bank match. You can win that and get the title shot". Then Rey Mysterio comes out and says that he deserves a title shot more than Edge. So Vince Mcmahon makes it Edge vs. Rey Mysterio in a MITB qualifying match at No Way Out.
Next week on Smackdown, Rey Mysterio beats Chuck Palumbo. In an interview, Edge says that he will win at No Way Out.
On SD, Edge has Rey Mysterio on The Cutting Edge. Edge says that he will win at No Way Out. He goes on to brag about how many titles he's held, and how's he's already won MITB matches. Then he names all of Rey's titles, and says, "Look at the diffrence people. I am better than Rey Mysterio in every way". Then Rey Mysterio says, "Edge, all of those title reigns are a fluke. You cheated to win all of those matches. But that's not the case with me. At least I can win without cheating". Then Edge says, "Well Rey, a win's a win. And you can't win. You had a short" (and he emphasizes the word short) "world title reign. All of your streaks and reigns were very very short." (he emphasizes short again) "I have to bend down to talk to you". Then he makes more short jokes, but on one knee to get Rey mad. Rey has had enough, so he kicks Edge in the face. Then he beats the hell out of him while he's on the floor. The Edge-Heads come in and attack Rey. When he gets up, Edge spears him.
At No Way Out, Rey opens the show by beating Edge and qualifying for the MITB match.
On ECW, The Miz qualifys for the MITB match.
On Smackdown, Rey Mysterio beats The Miz.
On Raw, Carlito qualifys for the MITB match.
On ECW, CM Punk qualifys for the MITB.
On Smackdown, Edge gets a second shot and qualifys for the MITB match.
On Raw, Jeff Hardy qualifys for the MITB match.
On ECW, Kane qualifys for the MITB match.
On Raw, Chris Jericho qualifys for the MITB match.
At Wrestlemania, Jeff Hardy wins the MITB match.