Funaki should get a push

I think Funaki should get a push. Smackdown's #1 announcer has been Smackdown's #1 punchingbag for years. Remember when he was the Hardcore Champion? Remember when he would always get shots at the Cruiserweight title? I liked those days. I think that the WWE should bring those days back. Here's how they should do it. On an episode of Smackdown, he would fight some jobber. He would win. Still being a face, he would fight Kenny Dykstra the week after, and win. He would also beat Dykstra the following week. The week after, everyone would be congratulating Funaki on his victories, except Duece 'n' Domino. This would lead to a singles match between Funaki and Domino later in the night. Funaki would win. Mad at the win, Duece would challenge Funaki to a match at the upcoming PPV (which would be Judgement Day). This would spark a rivalry, giving Funaki an actual match on the card for once.

Finlay is Hornswoggle's dad!

On Raw last night, Finlay admitted that he is Hornswoggle's dad! I am a bit surprised, but I kinda had a feeling he was. I think that at Wrestlemania, Finlay and Hornswoggle should face JBL and Vince Mcmahon in a tag team match. There could be a weird stipulation too. If JBL's team wins, Hornswoggle is put up for adoption. That could be cool.

Fantasy Wrestling

A few months back, I made a Fantasy Wrestling Game. I decided to change it around a bit, because the rules were kind of changed and I didn't inform you readers. Sorry. Anyway, here is the new way to play FANTASY WRESTLING:

Some of the rules stayed the same. If a superstar wins a Singles match, you get 5 points, if a superstar on your roster wins a tag team match you get 3 points, and if they win a gimmick match, you get 7 points. If they lose a match, you get no points, and if they specail ref a match, you get 5 points. If a superstar defends their title, you get 7 points, and if they win a title, you get 10 points. Here are the new rules:

Alright, there are some new rules to this game. You can only have 10 superstars on your roster, instead of 12. Every Saturday, you pick 3 superstars from your roster. Those are your superstars for the week. If anyone else but those 3 superstars does anything big, it won't count. The points will only count if they come from one of your 3 superstars for the week. If that Saturday is Saturday Night's main event, then you don't pick 3 superstars and you use the ones you used for the previous week. The Power 25 makes a big effect on your roster. If one of your 3 superstars of the week are in the 2-25 slot on the p25, you get 2 points. If 2 of your 3 superstars of the week are in 2-25 slot on the p25, you get 4 points. If all of your superstars of the week are in the 2-25 slot on the p25, you get 6 points. If 1 of your 3 superstars are ranked 1st on the Power 25, you get 10 points. The season starts on the Saturday after either Wrestlemania, Summerslam, Survivor Series, or Royal Rumble-you can pick. It ends on the saturday after Wrestlemania, Summerslam, Survivor Series, or Royal Rumble. You can pick that too. There will be "quarter prizes" at the end of every quarter. (Quarter being the Saturday after 'Mania, Summerslam, Survivor Series). The quarter prize goes to the person with the most points at the end of every quarter. The prize is their choice: you can take away 20 points from another opponent, or you can make a trade with one of your opponents and your opponenet doesn't have to accept- its automatically a done deal! Anyway, the person who has the most points by Summerslam, Survivor Series, Wrestlemania, or Royal Rumble (your choice) is the winner. All points must be counted after the show ends. The competition isn't over until the final show ends. You must pick the final day before you draft your rosters.

Well, those are the rules. Oh, I forgot to mention, your superstars of the week can't be changed. Okay, have fun playing. And if you do play the game, email me at roadkill25@gmail.com

Mr.Kennedy should get a push

I think that Mr.Kennedy should get a push. He has been deserving one for a very long time, but he screws it up with an injury or a steriod scandal. If Mr.Kennedy is going to get a push, here is how it should happen:

Remember on Raw how JBL told Mcmahon that Hornswoggle wasn't his real son? Well, before Wrestlemania, Finlay would admit that Hornswoggle is his son, and not Mcmahon's. So at Wrestlemania, Finlay and Hornswoggle would face Mcmahon and JBL. Meanwhile, Jeff Hardy would win the Money In The Bank Match. He would cash in his briefcase before the WWE title match started, making it Cena vs. Orton vs. HHH vs. Hardy for the title. Hardy would win. On Raw, it would be revealed that Mr.Kennedy is Mcmahon's real illegitamate son. So Mr.Mcmahon would give Mr.Kennedy a WWE title shot at Backlash. Even if Mr.Kennedy were to lose, it would give him the push that he deserves.