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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Ron Killings and Big Show

This is an edition of rivalries, but not a traditional edition. I uasually name a bunch of people and make a bunch of storylines, but today I am making career-starters. They are a wrestlers first rivalry, and they usually set the stage for the rest of their career.

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I was sick and unable to get to a computer. Anyway, as most of you know, WWE has signed TNA'S Ron "The truth" Killings, has resigned The Big Show, and has just lost Bobby Lashley. (Not like "lost" Lashley. He just quit.) Anyway, here is how I think these superstars should be used:


Ron Killings:
Show: ECW
Crowd reaction: Bad
He could be a great heel on Ecw. Here is how he could become a heel. His first match could be against some jobber, maybe Nunzio. He's equivalent to a jobber. Anyway, he would win. The fans would love him. He would do this for a few weeks, and he may even fight a Smackdown superstar. Notice, I didn't spell Smackdown like SMACKDOWN!. What's with people doing that anyway? Anyway, he would win a lot of matches, and eventually he would fight Kofi Kingston. Ron would win, and after the match, Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin would come out and say that Elijah Burke, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi Kingston, and Ron Killings could band together to become an unstoppable force. Kofi and Ron say no. Next week the opening match is Kofi Kingston and Ron Killings vs. Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin. Kofi and Ron win, and Elijah and Shelton ask that question again. Ron and Kofi say that they will think about it. The main event for that episode would be Chavo Guerrero vs. CM Punk for the ECW Title. Chavo hits the Gory Bomb. Chavo is about to pin Punk, but Kofi Kingston comes out and attacks Chavo. Meanwhile, Punk is getting up. Then Ron Killings runs in the ring and hits CM Punk in the back of the head with a chair. Then Ron takes a microphone and says "Elijah, the answer is yes."

Big Show
Show: Smackdown
Crowd reaction: Good
I think he should wait until Summerslam to make his in-ring return. It wouldn't be bad. He could work dark matches. They could show videos on him too. SAVEUS_BGSHW. That would be funny. Besides, it doen't take The SWAT team to crack those codes. Anyway, I think he should start when Edge gets the title back from the Undertaker. I know The Undertaker doesn't have the title, but really? Who else should fight Edge at Wrestlemania besides Batista or Kane? Anyway, I think at The Great American Bash (the pay per view before Summerslam) The Undertaker would fight Edge and Kane for the World Title. This would be a triple threat Steel Cage match. Edge would win. The episode after the ppv, Kane would win a #1 contender's match. I would have The Undertaker win, but if I were Vickie Guerrero, I would not let The Undertaker get his rematch. Kane and Edge would be set to fight at Summerslam, but Kane wants his match the week after he got the #1 contendership. So Vickie makes the Main Event Kane vs. Edge in a street fight. If Edge loses, he loses his title, but if Kane loses, he does not get a title shot at Summerslam. Edge wins the street fight. The next week, Edge has the cutting Edge. His guest: Edge! Gee Whiz! I made his guest himself to show how self-centered he is. During the Cutting Edge, The Big Show comes out. He says that Edge is too self-centered. He says that he wants Edge's title. He goes in the ring, about to say something else, when Edge makes a fat joke about him. The Big Show is so mad that he beats the hell out of Edge. He beats him so match that he is bleeding, and he throws him through a peice of The Cutting Edge's set. Then he motions for the title.

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