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Sunday, September 2, 2007

11 suspensions

The WWE are going to suspend some superstars for steroid use. After reading this list, you will understand why the WWE is probably screwed.

1.Simon Dean - Not currently wrestling

2.Edge - Not currently wrestling

3.Gregory Helms - Not currently wrestling

4.Funaki - Not so bad

5.Chris Masters - Now the list gets worse

6.Charlie Haas - I guess Shelton Benjamin is on his own

7.Chavo Guerrero - Bummer

8.Santino Marrela - I guess Ron Simmons has Maria all to himself, which is kind of a bad thing even though he is a hot-head with Amore' problems. This is really a shame because it was the first time he was tested for 'roids

9.Mr.Kennedy - I guess Umaga needs to find a new challenger

10.John Morrison - OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

11.Batista - There goes the Smackdown ratings

12.Randy Orton - After how RAW ended, the WWE is royaly screwed.

13.Eugene - Fired earlier today for steriod use


After reading this you can probably predict the WWE is in big trouble because now the ratings will lower wildly with some of thier top stars on the suspension list. Also the U.S. Congress is watching them closely so some wrestlers could end up in trouble with the law. And with all the retired WWE stars going to TNA,the WWE may not be able to keep up with rival
promotions. And with the retirement of Tommy Dreamer announced earlier today, the firings of Cryme Tyme and Eugene and some more firings to be made on tommorows RAW, the WWE may not make it to WRESTLEMANIA 24.

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