Unforgiven review

Unforgiven was fairly good. The return of The Undertaker was awesome! Anyway, here is my review.
THE GOOD
KANE vs. KENNY DYKSTRA
This match was not aired on t.v., but I saw it on Youtube, and it was awesome. Kane won after a chokeslam. The match lasted about Nine minutes.
CM PUNK vs. ELIJAH BURKE
This match was the opening match, which I thought was wierd. But then I remembered that CM Punk is ten times better the Elijah Burke will ever be, so it made sense.
MVP AND MATT HARDY vs. DEUCE AND DOMINO
This match was probably in the top 3 matches category. Matt Hardy and MVP kept trying to outdo each other, which was cool. I loved how Matt Hardy keeps making things harder for MVP ever since MVP said he was the reason they were the champs.
HHH vs. CARLITO
This match was only good because watching pompus, second rate wrestlers like Carlito getting there butts kicked is fun to watch.
THE UNDERTAKER vs. MARK HENRY
This was the main event and the best match. Mark Henry got beat bad and lost with a last ride from 'taker. 'Taker even broke out of the bear hug! After the match The Undertaker said he wants Batista.
CANDICE MICHELLE vs. BETH PHEONIX
This match was surprisingly good! Candice won after a crusifix, which is a men's move. All the spoilers said Beth Pheonix was going to win and so did the fan poll on WWE.COM.
THE BAD
JOHN CENA vs. RANDY ORTON
Cena finally lost in a title match - but in DQ so it doesn't count. This match was more of an attacking segment than a match. After the match, Cena's dad got his revenge on Orton when he punted his head in. After the match Johnathan Coachman announced that at the next PPV John Cena will fight Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match.
REY MYSTERIO vs. BATISTA vs. THE GREAT KHALI
Batista won which is really cleche. He won the World Championship, which is also a little cleche. This was also like every match The Great Khali is in - short and extremely boring. Rey Mysterio was hardly in the match, and had little chance of winning, just like in all of his other matches. Batista also won with a spinebuster, with isn't cleche, just stupid and lame.
CADE AND MURDOCH vs. LONDON AND KENDRICK
This was the worst match in WWE history. The crowd wasn't even cheering. The only sounds were fans leaving because they were bored to death and snores. The match was only Two minutes long, which is extremely short. London and Kendrick deserve a way bigger push. They were at the top for a year, and now they are being treated like dirt.
Overall, this was a good PPV. It was one of the better ones, but it wasn't the best.