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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Rivalries 5

Whelp, here we are again. I am writing ideas for new rivalries that no one probably reads. I would send these to the WWE, but their policy is "no ideas for storylines, no matter how good". The don't care about what the fans want to see, because as long as Steph keeps writing those "from the heart" storylines, everything is great. Even if the fans hate it. Which 9 out of 10 times, they do.

Rivalry: John Morrison vs. The Miz
Why: The Miz turned on Morrison.
How it goes: For those of you who are reading this, I spoke about something like this in a blog called "Wrestlers Who Should Get A Push." Read it. Find it in the blog archive. It is from February 2008. I'll fill you in though. Morrison and the Miz wouldn't be getting along. They would be getting into arguements, blaming each other for loses, stuff like that. At Wrestlemania, they would lose their titles to Jesse and Festus in a tag team battle royal. The reason the lost was because the Miz elimanated Morrison. Anyway, on the ECW after 'Mania, The Miz would come out to adress Morrison. He would say tha the guy was a crybaby/jerk that he couldn't tolerate. And he's happy that they're not a team anymore. Then Estrada comes out and says that tonight, CM Punk and John Morrison will take on Chavo Guerrero and The Miz. Chavo and The Miz win.
Next week on ECW, The Miz fights Morrison. The Miz is DQ'd after hitting Morrison with brass knuckles. After the match, Estrada comes out and says that he knows that they can't get along, but they were the former tag team champions. They have a rematch in their contract, so at Backlash they have to co-exist and face Jesse and Festus for the titles.
On Smackdown, Jesse faces Morrison. Morrison hits the neck-breaker, but the Miz distracts him, allowing Jesse to get the pin.
On Tuesday, Morrison and the Miz co-exist to beat Dreamer and Delany in the main event. After the match, Morrison hits The Miz with a chair.
On Smackdown, The Miz fights Festus. he Miz is DQ'd after Morrison interferes, trying to beat up The Miz. The Miz gets mad, leading to a fist-fight. Security has to break them up.
On ECW, Estrada says that Morrison and The Miz don't have to team up at Backlash, but only if Morrison beats MVP tonight. Morrison loses. After the match, The Miz says that if Morrison would've just won that they wouldn't have to fight those hillbillys at Backlash. Morrison fires back with an insult. These 2 have a staredown as we go to a commercial break.
On Smackdown, Teddy Long says that Morrison and The Miz don't have to co-exist at Backlash, but only if The Miz beats a super secret opponent tonight. The Opponent is The Great Khali. The Miz is squashed. After the match, Morrison says that The Miz should just be a man and get it over with. The Miz gets up and says, "You're talking to me about being a man?! You wear gay fur coats. You call youself the Shaman of Sexy. More like the Shaman of $hitty if you ask me." Morrison is mad now, so he goes to closeline The Miz but is reality checked.
At Backlash, Morrison is interviewed before the match. He says that Him vs. The Miz is a battle between good and evil, and that he is happy to represent good. He also says that win tonight or not, The Miz is getting the butt-kicking of a lifetime on ECW. During the tag team title match, which is second or third to last on the card, The Miz reality checks Morrison and leaves the ring, allowing Jesse and Festus to get the pin.
On ECW, Morrison adresses The Miz. He says that he challenges him to a tables match next week. The Miz accepts the challenge. Then he reality checks Morrison.
Next week, Morrison wins the tables match after a neck-breaker through a table.
Next week, The Miz challenges John Morrison to a Steel Cage match at Judgement day. Morrison accepts. Then Morrison challenges The Miz to a stretcher match for later tonight. The Miz accepts. Morrison wins the stretcher match, but after the match, The Miz gets up and attacks Morrison.
A Tuesday later, John Morrison gets to pick The Miz's opponent. He picks Finlay. Finlay wins his match against The Miz.
At Judgement Day, The Miz and Morrison see each other before the match. They have a staredown backstage. After the next match, The Miz attacks Morrison with a steel chair. During the entances for the match, Morrison doesn't come out after The Miz like he should. The match is about to be called off, but then Morrison comes out and attacks The Miz. The Miz is bleeding buckets. Then Vince Mcmahon comes out and says that this has gone too far. He says that The Miz and Morrison will fight in a 3 stages of hell match. The first match will be tonight, the second on ECW, and the third at One Night Stand. He tells The Miz to go back into the ring and fight in his cage match. Morrison wins the match. Morrison needs to win one more match to win the 3 stages of hell match.
On ECW, The Miz fights Morrison in a Last Man Standing Match. The Miz wins after he hits the reality check with a steel plate on his knee.
Next week, John Morrison fights Chavo Guerrero. The Miz costs him the match after his music hits but he never comes out. After the match, The Miz's face appears on the screen. He says that he should just face the fact that he's gonna lose on Sunday. He tells him to forfiet before it's too late.
At One Night Stand, Morrison beats The Miz in an extreme rules match. He wins after he puts barbed wire all over the ring, and then neck-breakers The Miz.

Rivalry: Batsita vs. Big Daddy V
Why: Both want to be Edge's number one contender
How it goes: At No Way Out, The Undertaker wins the chamber, thus meaning he faces Edge for the title at Wrestlemania. Big Daddy V and Batista aren't happy, because they wanted to face Edge at 'Mania.
On Smackdown, Big Daddy V says that he wants to show everybody that he should be number one contender, and not The Undertaker. So he decides that until he is named the new #1 contender, he will cause a great wreckage. Then his opponent, Tommy Dreamer, comes out and is squashed in a quick match.
On ECW, Elijah Burke fights Kane. Big Daddy V interferes and squashes Elijah and Kane.
On Smackdown, Big Daddy V beats Elijah Burke. He also attacks Jimmy Wang-Yang and Shanon Moore backstage.
On ECW, Big Daddy V fights Kane. V wins.
On Friday, Big Daddy V faces Finlay and wins. That night, Batsita is in a match with Mark Henry. V interferes and beats the living hell out of Batsita.
On ECW, Big Daddy V defeats Jimmy Wang-Yang and Shanon Moore. Also on ECW, Batista is interviewed. He says that he doesn't know who Big Daddy V thinks he is, but he doesn't deserve to be #1 contender, I do.
On Smackdown, Big Daddy V says that he is disgusted by what Batsita said about him. He also says that Batista shouldn't even be in the title hunt, let alone be #1 contender. That gets Batista mad. He comes out and says that Big Daddy V should shut up, before he gets a whoopin'. Then Smackdown's GM Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that at Wrestlemania 24, Big Daddy V will fight Batista. The winner will face the world champ at Backlash.
Next week, Finlay and Batista lose to Big Daddy V and The Great Khali.
Next week, Big Daddy V squashes a jobber. Batista beats Mark Henry in a lumberjack match. After the Lumberjack match, Big Daddy V comes out and destroys Batista.
At 'Mania, Batista wins after a Batsita Bomb. It is a great match and the end of their rivalry.

Read the next edition of rivalries, coming soon.

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