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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

1OOTH BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

This is our 100th blog. I would like to thank everyone who contibutes to this blog. First off I would like to thank our readers. Kepp on reading and tell everyone about this blog. Even the people like Marc Mero, a person who has never watched wrestling but somehow knows everything about it. I would also like to thank myself. I would- oh, crap, there's no one left. On my other site, http://deadopossum.blogspot.com/ , there are 5 bloggers, so I have a long list of thank yous. Anyway, to celebrate our 100th blog, I would like to do my favorite segment, rivalries. Today's rivalries may not have the usual main eventers, but they are still as good as the other storylines I come up with.



Rivalry: Funaki vs. Duece 'n' Domino

Why: Duece 'n' Domino were jealous of Funaki's win streak, and are mad that they can't beat him

How it goes: I mentioned something like this in my previous blog. Click on the highlighted words to see what I mean:http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/funaki-should-get-push.html. Let me fill you in on what's been happening. Funaki beat a jobber one week, Kenny Dykstra the next week, and Dykstra again the week after. Everyone is happy for Funaki, except Duece 'n' Domino. Funaki beats Domino, which gets Duece mad, which leads to Funaki vs. Duece at Judgement Day.

At Judgement Day, Duece 'n' Domino are interviewed before the match. Duece vows to beat Funaki, no matter what it takes. The match is great, but Domino and Cherry distract Funaki, allowing Duece to get the pinfall.

On Smackdown, Duece 'n' Domino brag about their win against Funaki to start off the show. Funaki comes out and says that it shouldn't count as a win, because they cheated. Duece says that Funaki can talk all he wants, but he will never beat him. Duece then challenges Funaki to a match. Funaki accepts, but he says that if there is a dirty finish, Duece 'n' Domino are gonna pay. The match is good, but after Duece slams Funaki, Domino distracts the ref, and Cherry hits Funaki with her rollerskate, allowing Duece to pin. Duece and Domino brag about the match backstage.

Next week, Funaki reminds Duece and Domino about what he said he would do if there wasn't a clean finish to their match. That night, Duece and Domino fight Tommy Dreamer and Colin Delany. After Domino hits the Crack 'em' in the Mouth, Funaki comes out and steals Duece 'n' Domino's car. Duece is distracted, allowing Colin Delany to get the pin.

The next Friday, the Smackdown GM announces a gauntlet match for next week, where the winner will get a U.S title shot at Vengence. Later that night, Funaki faces Domino and wins. Did I mention that the winner of that match will get a spot in the gauntlet match next week?

In the gauntlet match, Funaki is supposed to be the first entry, but is taken out backstage by Duece 'n' Domino. They then challenge him to a handicapped match at Vengence.

On Smackdown, Duece 'n' Domino beat 2 jobbers. After the match, the GM comes out and says that tonight, Funaki will face Cherry. As soon as the bell rings, Duece 'n' Domino jump in the ring and attack Funaki.

At Vengence, Funaki and Duece 'n' Domino see each other backstage, and get into a pre-match brawl, which is broken up by security. Domino's nose is bleeding. After the next match on the card, Duece 'n' Domino are interviewed. They say that Funaki better be ready, because they just convinced the GM to make it an elimanation handicapped match. The match is pretty good, Duece is elimanated 1st, then Domino. Funaki walks out with a big smile, knowing that he is done with Duece 'n' Domino.

Rivalry: Jeff Hardy vs. Mr.Kennedy and the Mcmahons
Why: Mr.Kennedy wants the WWE title
How it goes: At Wrestlemania, Jeff Hardy would win the Money in the Bank match. He would cash it in that night, making it a Fatal-Four way match for the WWE title. Hardy would win. On Raw, Mr.Kennedy would prove that he is Mr.Mcmahon's illegitamite son. Don't critisize it. The WWE has to close up that storyline. This makes Mr.Mcmahon very happy, so he puts Kennedy in a #1 contender's match for the WWE, which he wins.
The following Monday, the main event is Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito. Jeff wins, but after the match, Kennedy comes out and says, "You think that intimadates me, Jeff? Beating Carlito? If you do, you're in for one rude awakening at Backlash." Then Kennedy monolouges a bit more, does the "Mr.Kennedy... Kennedy" thing, and the show goes off the air.
On Raw, Jeff Hardy gets to pick Kennedy's opponent. He picks Chris Jericho. Kennedy beats Jericho, and after the match, he says "Hardy, this is you at Backlash. You will be on the floor begging for mercy." Then Kennedy hits the Mic Check on Jericho as the show ends.
Next week, Shane Mcmahon faces Jeff Hardy in the main event. At first it is a squash match, but then Hardy goes for the Swanton Bomb. Vince Mcmahon comes out and shakes the rope, making Jeff fall, and allowing Shane to go for the pin. The show goes off the air as Kennedy, Shane, and Vince hold their hands up high.
Before the match at Backlash, Vince makes it No DQ for Kennedy only, and if Jeff is DQ'd, he loses the title. In the match, Jeff is counted-outed because The Mcmahons assault Jeff outside the ring during the match. Here is your new champ, Mr.Kennedy-Mcmahon.
On Raw, Mr.Kennedy beats Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and Jeff Hardy wins a #1 contender's 6-man battle royal. After the match, The Mcmahons come out and strip Jeff Hardy of his Intercontinental Title. Then put it up for grabs in a tournament that will end at Judgement Day. Vince also announces that at Judgement Day, Jeff will face All 3 Mcmahons in a handicapped match. If Jeff wins, he gets his WWE title back.
Next week, Jeff and Cena face Orton and Kennedy. Jeff's team wins.
On the episode before Judgement Day, Jeff faces Snitsky. Jeff wins. After the match, Vince comes out and tries to talk to Hardy, but Hardy Twist of Fates him.
At the PPV, Kennedy's team wins.
On Raw, Mr.Mcmahon faces Jeff. If Jeff wins, he faces Kennedy at ECW One Night Stand. Jeff wins.
Next Week, Mr.Kennedy face Shawn Michaels. Kennedy wins, and attacks Hardy, who is at ringside.
At one Night Stand, Hardy wins his Hardcore match after a Swanton off a ladder through a barbed wire table.

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