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Friday, March 21, 2008

Things you should do before you Die

I was reading some old issues of WWE Magazine last night. I got to an article in the March 2007 issue called "101 things every fan should do before he/she dies". I read it. Knowing that the article was just a buncha Merchandising propoganda, I came up with my own list. So without Further adue:

Things a WWE fan should do before He/She Dies: According to Roadkill

  1. See Smackdown, ECW, or Raw live. At least once. Even if it's just a live event.
  2. Hold a viewing party for a Pay Per View at least once.
  3. Meet a WWE Superstar and get his autograph.
  4. Meet a WWE Diva and get her autograph.
  5. Donate some money to Lita's animal charity, A.D.O.R.E.
  6. Eat a WWE Ice Cream bar. Most people say it's hard to find, but go to the Deli or the Ice Cream truck and it's right there.
  7. Prank call the WWE Magazine editor hotline. The number is (203) 947-4297.
  8. Make a blog or website about the WWE. Kinda like this one.
  9. Turn a non-fan into a fan. How do you think I got into wrestling?
  10. Subscribe to WWE Magazine for a whole year. I know most of you have already done this, but, and this may surprise you, I haven't.
  11. Dress up as a wrestler for halloween.
  12. Get your kid (if you have one) to dress up as a wrestler for halloween. But only if he's a wrestling fan.
  13. Go to a TNA IMPACT show and wear WWE merchandise. The crowd will hate you. (Extra points for LOD face paint or a Rey Mysterio mask).
  14. Bring a sign when you see the superstars live. Most people do, so this won't be so hard.
  15. See a WWE superstar's Myspace page. I've seen Edge's.
  16. See every Wrestlemania in chronological order. Not in one sitting, though. That would be over 100 hours of Wrestling!
  17. Go on JR's site, http://www.jrsbarbq.com/.
  18. For your next BBQ, use JR's BBQ sauce, which you can order from his site.
  19. Read 3 books written by WWE superstars. So far, I've read two. (I've read Adam Copeland on Edge and Batista Unleashed.)
  20. Buy a WWE DVD that isn't a PPV. (Example: Ladder match DVD, Undertaker's 15-0 DVD)
  21. Buy a WWE that is a PPV. (Example: Summerslam 2007, Wrestlemania 21)
  22. Contact a WWE superstar. Click on the link to find out how: http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-to-contact-wwe.html
  23. Memorize the lyrics to at least one WWE Superstar's Theme Song.
  24. Buy something on http://wweshop.com at least once.
  25. Keep a collection of WWE Magazines.
  26. Unlock all the Legends in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
  27. Win General Manager mode in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
  28. Get every answer right in a WWE Magazine quiz.
  29. Play the WWE DVD board game once. It's WWE's only boardgame, and it's very hard.
  30. Take a tour of Titan Towers. If they still do tours.
  31. Meet a former WWE Superstar.
  32. Meet one of the legends featured in any Smackdown vs. Raw game.
  33. Download a few superstar's theme songs onto your Ipod, and put them all in the same playlist.
  34. Watch Rey Mysterio perform the 619 live. I have, and it looks really cool.
  35. Walk like Mr.Mcmahon in front of your friends, but only if they like WWE. It will make them laugh and laugh.
  36. If you have a kid, try to get he/she into wrestling. Who knows, they might become the next Cena because you made them watch Raw one night.
  37. Call a guy in a plaid shirt Mick Foley. Only if that guy is a fan, though.
  38. Watch a few episodes of Holgan Knows Best. If you don't like it, rule 39 doesn't apply to you.
  39. Get every episode of Holgan Knows Best on DVD. You can, it's on re-runs.
  40. If you see that a Wrestler is on a show other than Smackdown, Raw, or ECW, make it your duty to watch that show.
  41. On photoshop, make a photo mocking a superstar or diva. I've done it.
  42. Read some of my spoilers I post at least once. Knowing the SD results can't hurt.
  43. Buy that soundtrack Raw made. Put all the songs on your Ipod.
  44. Know the answer to this question: What are the 4 faces of Mick Foley? This is elementary WWE, people.
  45. If you can afford it, go to wrestling school. It's the only way you'll know if you have what it takes.
  46. Visit Booker T's store, "The Jam Shop". Only if you live near it though. (The store is located somewhere in Houston.)
  47. Know the Royal Rumble winners and which year they won. From Jim Duggan to Cena.
  48. Read all of Mick Foley's books.
  49. Attend Wrestlemania. I know quite a few who have. Before you ask, I' haven't attended 'Mania.
  50. Complete everything on this list.

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