I was reading some old issues of WWE Magazine last night. I got to an article in the March 2007 issue called "101 things every fan should do before he/she dies". I read it. Knowing that the article was just a buncha Merchandising propoganda, I came up with my own list. So without Further adue:
Things a WWE fan should do before He/She Dies: According to Roadkill
- See Smackdown, ECW, or Raw live. At least once. Even if it's just a live event.
- Hold a viewing party for a Pay Per View at least once.
- Meet a WWE Superstar and get his autograph.
- Meet a WWE Diva and get her autograph.
- Donate some money to Lita's animal charity, A.D.O.R.E.
- Eat a WWE Ice Cream bar. Most people say it's hard to find, but go to the Deli or the Ice Cream truck and it's right there.
- Prank call the WWE Magazine editor hotline. The number is (203) 947-4297.
- Make a blog or website about the WWE. Kinda like this one.
- Turn a non-fan into a fan. How do you think I got into wrestling?
- Subscribe to WWE Magazine for a whole year. I know most of you have already done this, but, and this may surprise you, I haven't.
- Dress up as a wrestler for halloween.
- Get your kid (if you have one) to dress up as a wrestler for halloween. But only if he's a wrestling fan.
- Go to a TNA IMPACT show and wear WWE merchandise. The crowd will hate you. (Extra points for LOD face paint or a Rey Mysterio mask).
- Bring a sign when you see the superstars live. Most people do, so this won't be so hard.
- See a WWE superstar's Myspace page. I've seen Edge's.
- See every Wrestlemania in chronological order. Not in one sitting, though. That would be over 100 hours of Wrestling!
- Go on JR's site, http://www.jrsbarbq.com/.
- For your next BBQ, use JR's BBQ sauce, which you can order from his site.
- Read 3 books written by WWE superstars. So far, I've read two. (I've read Adam Copeland on Edge and Batista Unleashed.)
- Buy a WWE DVD that isn't a PPV. (Example: Ladder match DVD, Undertaker's 15-0 DVD)
- Buy a WWE that is a PPV. (Example: Summerslam 2007, Wrestlemania 21)
- Contact a WWE superstar. Click on the link to find out how: http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-to-contact-wwe.html
- Memorize the lyrics to at least one WWE Superstar's Theme Song.
- Buy something on http://wweshop.com at least once.
- Keep a collection of WWE Magazines.
- Unlock all the Legends in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
- Win General Manager mode in every Smackdown vs. Raw game that you own.
- Get every answer right in a WWE Magazine quiz.
- Play the WWE DVD board game once. It's WWE's only boardgame, and it's very hard.
- Take a tour of Titan Towers. If they still do tours.
- Meet a former WWE Superstar.
- Meet one of the legends featured in any Smackdown vs. Raw game.
- Download a few superstar's theme songs onto your Ipod, and put them all in the same playlist.
- Watch Rey Mysterio perform the 619 live. I have, and it looks really cool.
- Walk like Mr.Mcmahon in front of your friends, but only if they like WWE. It will make them laugh and laugh.
- If you have a kid, try to get he/she into wrestling. Who knows, they might become the next Cena because you made them watch Raw one night.
- Call a guy in a plaid shirt Mick Foley. Only if that guy is a fan, though.
- Watch a few episodes of Holgan Knows Best. If you don't like it, rule 39 doesn't apply to you.
- Get every episode of Holgan Knows Best on DVD. You can, it's on re-runs.
- If you see that a Wrestler is on a show other than Smackdown, Raw, or ECW, make it your duty to watch that show.
- On photoshop, make a photo mocking a superstar or diva. I've done it.
- Read some of my spoilers I post at least once. Knowing the SD results can't hurt.
- Buy that soundtrack Raw made. Put all the songs on your Ipod.
- Know the answer to this question: What are the 4 faces of Mick Foley? This is elementary WWE, people.
- If you can afford it, go to wrestling school. It's the only way you'll know if you have what it takes.
- Visit Booker T's store, "The Jam Shop". Only if you live near it though. (The store is located somewhere in Houston.)
- Know the Royal Rumble winners and which year they won. From Jim Duggan to Cena.
- Read all of Mick Foley's books.
- Attend Wrestlemania. I know quite a few who have. Before you ask, I' haven't attended 'Mania.
- Complete everything on this list.
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